Daily News Olympics: A Satirical Poem
As I'm glancing over daily news
casually, not really out of a care
my eyes are just about to bruise
from ugly crap seen everywhere.
It's like a kind of Olympic contest
involving people from every side
competing whose bull is the best
whether nationally or worldwide.
Top contestants, we all know
are politicians almost as a rule
on every news and each talk show
for nobody can beat their kind of bull.
Bank robbers fight for the second place
hoping for a few silver medals to win
for leaders are leading in that race
their skill makes your head spin.
With audience cheering for their champs
like masses of sheep crazy and proud
white and black from different camps
who else better to lead that crowd.