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Clive The Deity

I have been writing poetry, fiction and short stories for many years and have completed a book of poems. I also enjoy comedy writing.

Clive The Deity

Clive The Deity

I am deity

You must worship me

I am deity

Your God to be

I have dominion over you

I can do as I please

I have much power over you

Bow down now on your knees

I am deity

Give me your gold

If you have no precious metals,

I will take your lousy soul

Send me lots of money so my dominion can be rich

Else i will take away the air and out the sun like a switch

You are pagans and I am royal

I will take cash through PayPal

Give me your large homes and your fast cars

Else my wrath will cause destruction and my Minions wars

Come now, kneel before your new king

I am deity, the God with a zing.

© 2020 Clive Williams


Clive Williams (author) from Jamaica on February 28, 2020:

Paula...helll is ice.

Clive Williams (author) from Jamaica on February 28, 2020:

lol Jodah

Suzie from Carson City on February 27, 2020:

Clive.....No offense, but I think your "ZING" was ZUNG, Long Ago, Daddy Diety! I shall bow B-4 thee.....when Hell freezes over. Paula

John Hansen from Gondwana Land on February 27, 2020:

A god named Clive....hmm..the mind boggles.

Clive Williams (author) from Jamaica on February 22, 2020:

Ruby,,,not my brand...but the deity will drive a benz

Clive Williams (author) from Jamaica on February 22, 2020:

lol @ Brenda...how about your tasty soul.

BRENDA ARLEDGE from Washington Court House on February 21, 2020:

Oh Clive,

You must have been bitten by an evil snake.

I love Ruby's reply.

I have nothing to spare...so please just skip over my place.


Donna Rayne from Greenwood, Indiana on February 21, 2020:

Well written and thank you for sharing it.

Ruby Jean Richert from Southern Illinois on February 21, 2020:

Let me see if I can still get on my knee's, I bow to you Clive The Deity, but please don't take my Honda.....

Eric Dierker from Spring Valley, CA. U.S.A. on February 21, 2020:

Clive you do not scare me. I know you are just like Oz.

Pamela Oglesby from Sunny Florida on February 21, 2020:

I don't know what to think about this mean-spirited poem. The picture is very fitting for this evil deity.

Umesh Chandra Bhatt from Kharghar, Navi Mumbai, India on February 21, 2020:

This one is a different - deep in its meaning. Well written.

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