Cats Want To Kill Us, Song Lyrics
Cats Want To Kill Us!
Singing new song lyrics to an old song tune can be fun! Sometimes it can be difficult to get a 'catchy' song out of our heads; this happened to me while I was coming up with my own words to perfectly match the particular song rhythm, "Love Hurts", by Nazareth. However, after I had finished writing my own version, Cats Rule, then it was these singsong words that became the constant in my mind!
Love Hurts- Nazareth
Cats Rule
Cats Want to Kill Us!
Cats rule, cats scratch,
Cats bite, and kill
Sharpened knives, they hide
Jet out; debride
They see the blood, and grin
See the blood, and grin
Cats take their calm stride
With tricks on their mind
Cats kill
Cats kill
I'm blunt, I know,
but it's still so,
Cats must get their own way
They've learned from us
They've learned just way too much
Learned just way too much
Cats will strike us down
On time, they want their lunch
Cats kill
Cats kill
All cats love to mutilate,
Lacerate, obliterate
Then they clean themselves, some more
Wash off bloody stains
Come night, they're plannin' schemes
Come night, they're plannin' schemes
Cats want to kill us
In their eyes, truth gleams
Cats kill
Cats kill
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Cats Want To Kill Us!
Cats Want To Kill Us
Do Cats Love Us?
Cats Want To Kill Us
Do cats love us? I believe that cats do love us for what we can do for them. In my opinion, they become attached to us because of the goods, such as food, water, shelter, and cuddles that we give to them. I also think that part of their attachment to us, “their subjects”, might be the familiarity that they have with us, apart from strangers, in whom they might not normally come into contact with as often as they do with those in whom they are around much more often.
Unconditional Love
I do not believe that cats are capable of loving us, unconditionally, as people are able to do with each other. When we love others in this way, our bond to them is not about what they can do for us, but rather, it is that inexplainable affection we feel for them, deep down, for who they are. And, nothing can change our love for that person, no matter what- such as the steadfast, persevering, and unstoppable love that a mother has for her children, and the love that God has for each of us, His children.
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Cats Want to Kill Us
© 2017 Yancosky
Comments
AUTHORYes, Robert. So true!
That makes sense. How do they say it cats are independent, dogs are loyal.
- AUTHOR
Robert,
LOL...I believe that about some cats, for sure! Cats are narcissistic and I believe they consider us here only for their own pleasure. When they get bored of us, they disappear. If, during this time, we wish to visit with them, they go on attack-mode. Of course, when it’s lunchtime, they “love” us, again. Ha haha.
Another clever poem set to music. Some radio personalities mentioned a couple of days ago on the radio about an article that claims cats really want to kill their owners, and would if they were bigger. Cats are natural hunters.
- AUTHOR
Flourish, Awwe...thank you..lol.
My cats do not love me unconditionally. If I’m late on the treats or meals, I’m on their Most Wanted list. They need etiquette training from your cats I’d venture to say..lol
Tamara xxx
Tamara - Funny new lyrics to an awesome song. My cats really do love me back unconditionally.
- AUTHOR
Thank you for sharing your link with me; I will check it out :-)
Nice one here. There is a message here i feel . Well I too have written a poem on cats Tamara. Pl do read it. U may like.
https://hubpages.com/literature/Pussy-Cat
- hari
- AUTHOR
Yes, cats have a knack for wanting to kill us...lol..lol..ha
LOL. Good one Tamara.
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