Blow Up Doll Fun

Updated on April 11, 2018
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I have been writing poetry, fiction and short stories for many years and have completed a book of poems. I also enjoy comedy writing.

Blow Up Doll
Blow Up Doll

I love my blow up doll

she is my BFF, my forever pal

She is a great listener and doesn't flap her mouth

I take my blow up doll wherever and whenever about

My doll understands me and supports my dreams

She never causes dispute which leads to rants and screams

My blowup doll is much different than these traditional girls

Who just wants flashy cars, diamonds and pearls

She is smart even though she doesn't really have a brain

But so far everything is fine I have no complains


We both have so much fun together

and get this, she never complains about the weather

My doll saves me a lot of cash because she rarely eats

While those traditional felines are stuffing down meats

I hug my blow up doll, we dance and chat

Then she hugs me and I escort her off the dance floor and she sits in my lap

My blowup doll is a master in the water, she just loves to float

She was made for water just like a boat


Sometimes we both would sit on the patio and watch the stars

Just me and my blow up with telescope searching for Mars.

Sometimes I would sneak behind her and cover her eyes

and no matter how long I held my hand there, there was no scream or cries

My blowup doll needs me and She is all I ever needed

Me and my doll for eternity, love is what we have seeded.


© 2018 Clive Williams

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    • clivewilliams profile imageAUTHOR

      Clive Williams 

      8 months ago from Jamaica

      Frank. You are too late. Been there done that:-)

    • clivewilliams profile imageAUTHOR

      Clive Williams 

      8 months ago from Jamaica

      Yes Eric. Many men have chosen blow up dolls over flesh and bone to avoid mayhem.

    • Ericdierker profile image

      Eric Dierker 

      8 months ago from Spring Valley, CA. U.S.A.

      Comic relief at it's finest. Once again I worry about the reality of it all because it kind of makes sense.

    • Frank Atanacio profile image

      Frank Atanacio 

      8 months ago from Shelton

      LOL.. I think there is a rubber room waiting for you somewhere... Joking .. I think... love the humor in this poem.. and I do hope it's humor...:) Fran

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