I Am In Biology Class and I Am Bored

If you love biology and or plants but you are struggling to understand plant reproduction read this poem and try to analyse it.

I am in biology class and I am just thinking about the pollination between two styles that connect us.

I seriously can not wait for you and I to become bisexual.

The way your anther compliments your filament makes my carpel shake up my receptacle.

You know that I can not self pollinate so,

I am hoping you can come over to my place so we can pollinate one more time.

I seriously miss that intimacy of our gametes.

I want to feel your pollen grain swim down my stalk,

So that it reaches my egg cell in the ovule.

I remember the first day we met.

You saw my bright big pink petals,

And all you could say was, "hi there mamacita",

I will never cheat on you with the wind,

Because I know you got me.

We shall name our baby fertilisation pollen tube.

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