Alcoholic Unanimous Pledge: A Satirical Poem
"Let there be light!--proclaimed our god
and beer got created smooth and light
with all drunk believers giving it a nod
once more delighted by god's might.
We, sober folks may call them losers
just being jealous of their instant highs
or scared to enlist among happy boozers
all our excuses filled with some cheap lies.
So, let rivers flow with our blessed wine
that nectar of gods and goddesses alike
what's more noble goal than feeling fine
to achieve that unique happiness spike.
Those taking care of national wellbeing
must be people with a spiritual vision
for spirits lead to an easier agreeing
no happy drunk cares for a division.
The weaker our will the easier we follow
so let our bottle stash be our holy shrine
although with heads pickled and hollow
let's all vote for eternal flow of our wine!