A Germ Named Influenza - A Rhyming Poem for Children

Updated on January 27, 2018
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Tina's passion for creative writing began in her teens. She holds a Master of Arts (Writing) and works in online publishing.

A germ with gloves on, ready to do business.
A germ with gloves on, ready to do business. | Source

A salivating germ walked down

Wardell Street, one rainy winter day

When he came across a little house

The perfect hide-away.

As the front door was not open

Around the back he crept

To find a window left ajar

For the cat, so in he stepped.

The germ was not expected and

Since nobody was at home

He lay upon the sofa

And at the mouth did foam.


Around 6pm a tall blonde lass

On the couch did slump.

She opened up her mouth and

Down her throat the germ did jump.

He looked around the new refuge,

Did a dance around the glands

He jumped and slipped around her throat

'Til her tonsils did expand.

The germ took a dive into her chest

To make more destruction there, where

He chocked up all her breathing parts

But he did not like this solitaire.


So, he climbed up to her wheezing chest

And in to the sticky nostril hairs

Where he found some comfort in the warmth

'Twas a seven day affair!


The cheating germ did then move on

To a lanky dark haired ape.

He churned the stomach upside down

And the healthy glow was raped.

The germ was very cunning

Like the devil in disguise

He prodded his horns all around the ribs

Until they were bruised and brutalized.


And when the germ's torment was fulfilled

Once again did he move on;

To one more tenant and then, the cat

Where a good germ said, "Begone!"


Get out damn flu!  - A sneezing cat.
Get out damn flu! - A sneezing cat. | Source

Author's Note

Inspired by a sick winter household, a sneezing cat, Vicks, eucalyptus oil and many tissues.

Originally penned in 1989. Revised 2010 and 2018.

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    © 2010 Tina Dubinsky

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    • Christine P Ann profile image

      Christine P Ann 

      4 years ago from Australia

      Love this poem, wish I could write half as good you have such a great imagination and a way with words.

    • northweststarr profile image

      northweststarr 

      7 years ago from Washington State

      Cute, you should write a medical textbook in free verse.

    • bonny2010 profile image

      bonetta hartig 

      7 years ago from outback queensland

      great...what a great imagination you have..and such rythm...thank you

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      Mohan Kumar 

      7 years ago from UK

      Good one! Loved the journey of the Germ around the innards!

    • Tinsky profile imageAUTHOR

      Tina Dubinsky 

      7 years ago from Brisbane, Australia

      Thanks! Yes, we have the same here - we are keeping an eye on a runny nose (and a few odd looking spots) tonight.

    • mrfluffy profile image

      mrfluffy 

      7 years ago from Northamptonshire

      Excellent

      My Daughter Charlotte is known as patient zero, if she gets it we get it! So I know where you are coming from, Good Poem.

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