A Christmas Like No Other

A Christmas like no other

that we’ve never seen before.

Please stand back two metres

leave the presents at the door.

No kissing under the mistletoe

No Christmas hugs for you.

This new thing called an elbow bump

is what you have to do.

No biscuits out for Santa

I hope he understands

Just leave a bottle and a note

“Dear Santa, sanitise your hands”

When we put this year behind us

And the good times can return.

We’ll make up for the year we’ve had

Bring on Christmas twenty-one.