Dinner By the Campfire: A Personal Essay

Updated on May 20, 2018
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Chris enjoys photographing the places he visits. He shares these photos as travel articles and also mixes them with creative writing.

View From Lolo Creek to Lolo Peak

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It's Sunday morning, 10:48 a.m., much too early for me to be back from my weekend campout. In fact, Darby, my dog, and I were back much earlier than this. Most of my weekend outings go smoothly. Occasionally something happens that makes them more challenging, but I’ve always gotten through the night. This time, we didn’t get through the night.

Saturday morning, we turned off highway 12 onto Graves Creek Road, a gravel logging road near Missoula, Montana where I work a contract job at a local hospital. After a few minutes, we passed an establishment called, The Jack Saloon. It’s hard to believe this small resort can survive out here in the middle of government land, but Siri informed me it got four and a half stars. We turned onto Petty Creek Road and kept driving until we entered National Forest land where we found a burn area from the previous year’s wildfires. Morel mushrooms favor this environment, although experts still don’t know why.

The Jack Saloon

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We hunted mushrooms for a couple of hours and took our haul of two pounds back to the Jeep. I drove until I found a favorable site for camping. It was in the center of a long, broad space, flat and sparsely covered with trees. A flat place for camping isn’t always easy to find in mountainous areas. Over the next couple of hours, we set up camp, collected firewood and washed the mushrooms in a nearby stream. All was well.

Dusk came and went, and I started the fire. Darby sat by my chair while I scratched his head and reviewed the novel I’m working on. This is how I entertain Darby when we camp out. While I talked, I got the dog bowl and dog food from the Jeep. I don’t like to have food in the campsite, so I took Darby’s dinner a hundred yards away and set it on the ground. My own dinner was a dehydrated meal of chili, macaroni, and beef. After the water boiled, I carried it and the bag of dried food away from the campsite. After about fifteen minutes, it was ready to eat.

Campsite on Petty Creek Road

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I don’t like having food in the campsite because the lingering smell of cooking and eating can attract bears. Montana is bear country, both black and grizzly. There is a famous story about two bear attacks in Glacier National Park back in the 1970s. Glacier is just two and a half hours from Missoula. One of the two attacks happened simply because a young man went to sleep in his tent with M&Ms in his pocket. The bear smelled them, and the rest is history. So are the young man and his girlfriend.

If you’ve never had one of the newer dehydrated camping meals, you might be surprised at how good they are. My favorite is the chili, mac, and beef. But I also like the lasagna with meat sauce, chicken alfredo and many others made by Mountain House Meals. It’s very important to this story for you to understand that these meals are bursting with flavor and aroma.

At a Distance Is Fine, but Not in My Tent

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Rather than wandering off into the dark with my aromatic meal, I climbed into the Jeep and began to eat. It had been a long day mushroom hunting, collecting firewood and setting up camp. I was tired. I fell asleep. The pouch of chili, mac, and beef slowly slid from my fingers and spilled all over my pants.

I cleaned up as best I could. Off came the pants. I was running around my campsite in my underwear. My hands were smathered with meat sauce. It was 11:45 p.m. I thought of going to bed, but my legs and hands smelled like they’d been basting in meat sauce in the kitchen of an Italian restaurant.

I keep Cooking Simple when camping

Just to let you know where my mind was, let me relate another brief story. It was five years earlier, and I was camping in a wilderness area of eastern Idaho. I took all the precautions about food preparation and eating that I have mentioned. I awoke in the morning with my head against the side of the tent and something sniffing my ear. The bear moved away from the tent and expelled a loud cry which I can’t mimic. Then it was gone. Imagine what would have happened in that situation if I had smelled like chili, mac, and beef.

What will I do if something like this happens again? I’ll have a change of clothes for sure. The ones covered with food can either go in the Jeep or, if I am backpacking, into the food bag I hang from a tree branch. This time I didn’t have any wet wipes or soap. That won’t happen again. If I am backpacking with no quick way out, I have to be able to get the food smell off my body.

But this most recent adventure was over. I packed up the camping gear, loaded Darby into his spot in the back, and drove to Missoula. From now on, when camping out, I’ll eat my meals standing up.

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        Shauna L Bowling 

        2 months ago from Central Florida

        Chris, you're lucky a bear didn't sniff you out and decide to have you for dinner!

        My son's paternal side of the gene pool are all in Montana. I love reading about the mountain lifestyle. Much different than Florida!

        I look forward to more of your Montana adventures, Chris.

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        manatita44 

        2 months ago from london

        Pretty adventurous and as regards the Grisly, better Adams than I. You show a great awareness and grasp of this lifestyle.

        You have a seeking and exciting soul! May your grass always be green... may your life continue to be filled with Light.

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        Chris Mills 

        2 months ago from Missoula, Montana through August 2018

        Becky, lots of people here talk about Deer Lodge. Yes, rattlesnakes are a big danger. I have not seen one in my two visits to the area, and I have climbed around in their territory for sure. I have two cans of bear spray that stay with me constantly when out in the wilderness areas. Federal law won't let me purchase a handgun here, but I could pick up a rifle. I have actually inquired about it. Good suggestions and a good story about your friend. Thanks for reading and for the comments.

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        Becky Katz 

        2 months ago from Hereford, AZ

        Chris, I have a good friend that lives in Deer Lodge. Not really far from where you are. He writes about living in that country all the time. His fiction is full of it. Bears figure prominently in it. He grew up there on a ranch and had a few run-ins with the wildlife. The ranch he grew up on was packed with rattlesnakes and he is very careful about them too.

        He wrote one remembrance of when he was 5 and was watching his dad and the farm hand throwing hay on the back of the wagon with a pitchfork. He was standing on the front of the wagon, the hand threw a fork full of hay and as he threw it, he heard a snake rattle. The forkful of hay landed on my friend and he took a step back, to get away from the snake that was flying through the air. He stepped back off the end of the wagon. He fell on a pile of hay, next to the wagon, barely missing the tongue, which was steel, with his head. He never told his father how close it was, but it was close enough that it knocked his hat off his head.

        Be careful out in that part of the country. I personally would not go out there without bear spray and a good gun. He used to ride horses all over the ranch and never went out without a rifle or two.

      • cam8510 profile imageAUTHOR

        Chris Mills 

        2 months ago from Missoula, Montana through August 2018

        Bill, I was too close for comfort one time. It was enough to keep me practicing good precautions.

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        Bill Holland 

        2 months ago from Olympia, WA

        At least you are aware and take precautions. Every summer we read a news story about campers who just don't seem to understand the dangers out there in the wild.

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