Poems About Poop! Aka...Poo-Ems!

Updated on July 2, 2018
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Sandra is an artist and stay at home mom. In the last couple years she has started to use her creativity writing poems about poop.

How do you doo doo?

Artwork was created by Sandra Holt
Artwork was created by Sandra Holt | Source

Poop, No Introduction Needed!

Let me introduce you to my poems about poop.

It began as a joke, that is the scoop.

I've provided some reading for your bathroom enjoyment,

and when you are finished,

Please flush the toilet.

Another Name for Poop

Poop is a rather disgusting word.

You might prefer to call it a turd.

I'm really not sure that sounds any better.

I wish I could describe it with only one letter.

Of course we know "P" is already taken,

for another bodily function we are all making.

So I guess I'll stick with poop to describe what I mean,

and when you are done pooping wash your hands to stay clean.

© 2018 Sandra Holt


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    • Supersweetsandra profile imageAUTHOR

      Sandra Holt 

      6 weeks ago from Grand Rapids, Michigan

      Thanks Paris....I think! Is Jank good or bad...lol.

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      Sandra Holt 

      6 weeks ago from Grand Rapids, Michigan

      Thanks Sunshine Fleek! I think they are hilarious!

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      7 months ago from Klamath Falls

      Ha, ha. I just read a birthday card that had a poop emoji on the front and said Holy Crap it's your birthday inside. Poop jokes/poems are just good.

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      Sandra Holt 

      9 months ago from Grand Rapids, Michigan

      Thanks Niki! That's Funny. I will be posting more poems, so stay tuned!

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      9 months ago

      Very witty!!! Made me laugh and p a little

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      Sandra Holt 

      9 months ago from Grand Rapids, Michigan

      Thanks Peggy! Our family has a funny sense of humor. :) Thanks for taking the time to read and comment.

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      Peggy Woods 

      9 months ago from Houston, Texas

      This gave me a chuckle. Cute artwork you have created given the subject manner. Ha ha!


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