Poems About Poop! Aka...Poo-Ems!
How do you doo doo?
Poop, No Introduction Needed!
Let me introduce you to my poems about poop.
It began as a joke, that is the scoop.
I've provided some reading for your bathroom enjoyment,
and when you are finished,
Please flush the toilet.
Another Name for Poop
Poop is a rather disgusting word.
You might prefer to call it a turd.
I'm really not sure that sounds any better.
I wish I could describe it with only one letter.
Of course we know "P" is already taken,
for another bodily function we are all making.
So I guess I'll stick with poop to describe what I mean,
and when you are done pooping wash your hands to stay clean.
© 2018 Sandra Holt