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Poems About Poop! Aka...Poo-Ems!

Sandra is an artist and stay at home mom. In the last couple years she has started to use her creativity writing poems about poop.

How do you doo doo?

Artwork was created by Sandra Holt

Artwork was created by Sandra Holt

Poop, No Introduction Needed!

Let me introduce you to my poems about poop.

It began as a joke, that is the scoop.

I've provided some reading for your bathroom enjoyment,

and when you are finished,

Please flush the toilet.

Another Name for Poop

Poop is a rather disgusting word.

You might prefer to call it a turd.

I'm really not sure that sounds any better.

I wish I could describe it with only one letter.

Of course we know "P" is already taken,

for another bodily function we are all making.

So I guess I'll stick with poop to describe what I mean,

and when you are done pooping wash your hands to stay clean.

© 2018 Sandra Holt

Comments

Sandra Holt (author) from Grand Rapids, Michigan on March 06, 2019:

Thanks Paris....I think! Is Jank good or bad...lol.

Sandra Holt (author) from Grand Rapids, Michigan on March 06, 2019:

Thanks Sunshine Fleek! I think they are hilarious!

Paris on March 06, 2019:

LOL THESE ARE JANK

Aimee from Klamath Falls on August 26, 2018:

Ha, ha. I just read a birthday card that had a poop emoji on the front and said Holy Crap it's your birthday inside. Poop jokes/poems are just good.

Sandra Holt (author) from Grand Rapids, Michigan on July 04, 2018:

Thanks Niki! That's Funny. I will be posting more poems, so stay tuned!

Niki on July 04, 2018:

Very witty!!! Made me laugh and p a little

Sandra Holt (author) from Grand Rapids, Michigan on July 03, 2018:

Thanks Peggy! Our family has a funny sense of humor. :) Thanks for taking the time to read and comment.

Peggy Woods from Houston, Texas on July 03, 2018:

This gave me a chuckle. Cute artwork you have created given the subject manner. Ha ha!

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