Microsoft Found Problems with My Brain
Microsoft connected to my brain through the internet and found problems.
As a technician over the years, I’ve heard scores of grievances uttered by gadget sufferers — most phrasing obscure. The above quote takes the cake, however.
What did the person mean when they said that? After listening for a few moments, it started to become clear. They were talking about the CPU in the computer — a chip that handles commands passed to it from the operating system, e.g., Microsoft Windows.
I suppose it’s an accurate statement to say Microsoft connected to their brain. The CPU is referred to as the “brain” of a computer from time to time. My guess is they unknowingly heard the term from somewhere.
Honestly, I like the phrase. I’m inclined to tell how Google tech-support is providing me cardiograms via the internet — for a low monthly payment.
© 2022 Dan Martino
