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Funny Acronyms - That Make Sense

GIRL - Greatly Interesting Revitalizing Lifeform

Scarlett Johanson.  Beautiful face.

Scarlett Johanson. Beautiful face.

Picture Acronym for DIE

Picture Acronym for DIE

Picture Acronym for DIE

Funny Acronyms - to make you Smile

Building Acronyms is another one of my favorite pastimes. They are usually formed by using the initial of each word in a group, such as from :North AtlanticTreaty Orgnaization we derive the acronym NATO. I like to create funny acronyms however just for fun, obviously.

The list below is populated by 'reverse acronyms', I call them. They are fun to think about and build, because we start with the acronym by supposing that each word IS the acronym and we try to bring out a meaning of some sort, Thesaurus style - sometimes funny and often far-fetched. Actually the 'reverse acronym' is not a meaning but rather an 'association', a group of words that may make you think of the word. A 'BEE' is a "Buzzing Energetic Extractor". The 'association' is important because it would not be interesting at all just to say that BEE stands for "Book Editing Exercise", for example.

I keep adding new ones here from time to time putting the most recent at the bottom of the list. I also encourage you, gentle readers to add your own acronyms in 'Comments' below.

I think that it would be fitting to start with the word 'Acronym' itself.

The acronym is an 'invented' word that anyone can make up. It helps us to remember something or a series of things. For example a student needs to remember the important points for an essay called "My Holiday Abroad" that he is preparing for an exam. In the first paragraph he/she writes about the plane trip. The second paragraph the arrival, the airport, the hotel. Then comes a description of the city where they are staying, Rome for example. The things that they saw and did, the restaurant where they had an excellent meal, etc. After preparing and studying the essay at home, all the student has to remember is the acronym "TART" (T from trip, A from arrival, R from Rome and T from things).

ACRONYM..... A Clever Ruse Of Nudging Your Memory

GOOGLE.......Grand Online Oracle Generating Legitimate Explanations

AVATAR.........A Virtual Attempt To Attain Representation

BITCH ...........Babe Inclined To Chatter Harmfully

BELLE...........Beautifully Elegant, Lovable-Looking Entity

CLEVER.......Can Learn Everything Very Easily, Readily

DIE...............Depart Into Eternity (See Picture Above)

COP..............Catching Offenders Primarily

SINGLE........So I'm Never Getting Laid, Ever (BY a Contributor)

THERESA.....Treat Her Exclusively, Rarely Enervating She's Angelic

MARIE...........Marriage And Romance Indeed Expected

DONNA......... Dame Of Note Never Alienated

NAKED........ .No Attire Keep Eyes Diverted

YAHOO ........Yields Answers Hot On Order

ASS ............. Animal Strictly Speaking

BOY .............Budding-Out Youth

STAIRS ....... Steps To Access Inevitably Raised Structures (see drawing below)

MAN ..............Muscle-Activated Nonentity (Gentlemen, pl excuse here)

WOMAN ........Watcher Over Man's Absurd Notions

WOMEN........Wondering Of Men Every Night

GIRL ..............Greatly Interesting Revitalizing Life-form (Like Scarlett above)

FAMILY ..........Father And Mother Interacting Lovingly Year-long

HUSBAND ......Heartthrob Usefully Serving Bond And Never Deserting

WIFE..............Wonder-woman In-charge Family Establishment

RUG ...............Rough Underfoot Groundsheet

DOG............... Dutifully On Guard

CAT ................Crawl Attack Tactician

TOTAL ............Tot Overall Through A List

SIGN .............. .Sure Indicator Generally Noticed

GULP ...............Guttural Utterance Loosely Proclaimed

GUITAR ............Generally Useful Instrument That Adds Rhythm

VIRGIN ............. Very Intensely Regulated Girl Is Normal

BRA ................. Bosom Regulating Accessory

BOOK .............. Brainy Object Of Knowledge

ART ............... Appealing Resultant Talent

CRIME .............Chaos Resulting In Murder, Excetera

BEE ............... Buzzing Energetic Extractor

BEAVER ..........Bustling Eager Amphibian Voraciously Enjoying Rivers

MALTA ........... Most Attractive Locality To Access

GOZO............. God's Own Zone Obviously ( photo below)

PIANO ............. Pleasing Inclusion At Nightspots Occasionally

NURSE............. Noted Under Registered Services Employees

NOSE .............. Noble Outwardly Significant Extension

ATTARD ...........Artistic,Talented,Thrustworthy And Really Dynamic (That's me folks)

POLICE ........... Public Officers Lawfully Impeding Crime Expansion

SCULPTURE... Stone, Clay Used Labouriously Primarily To Unfold Realistic Expressions

OASIS............. Only Available Stream In Sahara

HALO...............Heavenly Awesome Light Overhead (of a Saint in a Painting or Statue)

DREAM .......... Dramatic Re-enactment Estimated As Memorable

MONEY............ Mounds Of Never Ending Yen

GIANT..............Generally Imagined Actually Non-existent Titan

MUSIC.............Melodies Universally Sung In Chorus

CROOK...........Criminal Roughneck Often Outlawed Kind

I Pad................Information Platform Apple's Devise

MOBILE...........Movable Omni-tel Building Interacting Links Electronically

SCARLETT..... Sweet Creature Attracting Real Love Endearingly Through Time (photo above)

FERRY............ Fastest Enjoyable Return Route Yet

(referring to the Ferry boat crossing from Gozo to Malta and vice versa. The trip takes about 25 minutes).

STOP.............. Stall, Turn Off Propulsion

BUSINESS...... Buying, Up-market Selling, Investments, Niche Evaluation, Success Strategies

SUCCESS...... Steadfast Unceasing Concentration Concerning Establishment's Seasonal Stability

SQUARE.........Spacious Quadrangle Usually Accommodating Remarkable Events

PRIEST...........Pious Respectable Individual Emanating Saintly Traits

PRIZE.............Pertinent Recognition I.r.o Zealous Enterprise

NIKE...............No-nonsense Internationally Known Equipment

PUMA.............Proven Unbeatable Modern Apparel

BLOG.............Broadcasted Learning Or Garbage

CHESS...........Challenging Hours-long Ever Satisfying Strategy-game

E-BAY.............Excellent Bargains All Year

HENRY............Henceforth Enjoying Nonstop Revenue Yearly

FACEBOOK....Find And Contact Everyone But Observe Online Know-how

NUDE.............No Underwear Donned Ever

BED................Biggest Edifying Discovery

SINGS.............Saying It NightinGale Style

AID..................Altruistic Intentional Disponibility

PARADISE......Preferential Accommodation Rewarding All Decent Individuals Surrendering Earthly-existence

SEATED..........Sitting Easy Actively Thinking Energizing Daydreams

WIFE...............Wise Investment Flowering Eternally

WAVES...........Walloping Abeam Vessel Experiences Strain

AIDS...............Addictive Internet Disruptive Syndrome (What our youngsters are experiencing nowadays.)

ORCHARD.... Olive-trees, Ripe Citrus, Heavenly Aromas Richly Drifting

NEWS.............Notable Events Wholly Sensational

MONEY...........Mamon's Obsession Not Erased Yet

TWITTER...… Tweet With Increasing Tenacity To Earn Recognition

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Another Game with words. Spell the word incorrectly to give it a funny meaning.

Lawyer: Lowyer a lawyer who does not charge that much.

Politician: Polytician a politician with many faces.

Minister: Ministare a politician who interacts with his constituents by lengthy eye-contact.

Hesitate: Hazytate .. think twice because of the fog.

Retire: Retyre .. get back into the garage to fix the wheel.

Advocate: Advokate .. a lady at the bar (legal term) named Kate or Catherine.

Careful: Carefool .. pay attention not to make a fool of yourself.

Policeman: Poleaseman .. an officer who controls the queues on election day.

Powerful: Powerfull .. so full of punch and power that he will soon explode.

Husband: Hasband .. the man wearing the band (ring) on his finger.

Anatomy: Annatommy .. study of the body structure of Anna and Tommy.

Restaurant: Restorrant .. Eating place where you are either satisfied with the food and service you get or where you finish up frustrated and angry.

Barricade: Barigate .. Stop admittance through the gate

Henceforth: Hensforth ... From now on, hens are requested to go out.

Procrastinate: Procrustinate ... Postpone cause the bread is too crusty.

Notary: Notarry... Public Officer who does not waste time.

Erotic: Errotic..... It is a mistake to be overly sex-minded.

They are not so difficult to think of. I will add more from time to time. If you know one leave it in Comments and I will be happy to add it here.

More Fun in the Hub: Funny Color Cartoons

Acronyms Contributed by Readers

BIBLE ............... Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth (by araah 26/3/2010)

SING .............. Silence Is Now Gone (by Jesse Chang 9/9/10)

CRASH............ Car Raced And Slammed Here (by Heuchera 14/9/10)

ONE..................Only Non-divisible Everything (by psychlist)

HAPPY............. Hearing And Perceiving Perfection Yourself (by psychlist)

BING................. But It's Not Google ( by Thirumalesh)

CHEVY..............Can Hear Every Valve Yell ( by Thirumalesh)

DIARY...............Darling I'll Always Remember You ( by Thirumalesh)

LOVE................ Lots Of Vibrant Energy ( by Thirumalesh)

ARMY.................Ain't a Real Marine Yet ( by Thirumalesh)

WWW..................World Wide Wait ( by Thirumalesh)

DOS...................Defunct Operating System ( by Thirumalesh)

MATH................Mind Aching Terrible Homework (by Ambrey)

SINGLE............ So I'm Never Getting Laid Ever (by Marissa)

ADIDAS............All Day I Dream About Sports (by Anon)

SMILE...............Seeing Miracles In Live Everyday (by Jonathan .. 10/4/14)

Acronyms with Pictures

Reverse Acronym for STAIRS

Reverse Acronym for STAIRS

Acronym for GOZO

Acronym for GOZO

Acronym for MALTA

Acronym for MALTA

Shortest NAMES for Boys and Girls.

Abe, Ben, Cal, Des, Eve,

Fay, Gus, Hal, Ike, Jo,

Kay, Lee, Mac, Ned, Oli,

Pam, Qut (pronounced 'Cute'),

Ray, Sal, Tam,

Ule (pronounced 'Yule'), Viv,

Wil, Xit (pronouncd 'Gzite'),

Yol, Zoe.

© 2010 Joseph Attard


Joseph Attard (author) from Gozo, Malta, EU. on March 13, 2021:

Hi Anupam Mitu, Thank you for liking the acronyms. I have not visited Hubpages for many months now. Other things to do... How is life in Mumbai? I live in Gozo, Malta...

Anupam Mitu from MUMBAI on August 07, 2020:

Awesome! Loved this

Jade Elliott on February 09, 2019:

MATH.............. Mental Abuse To Humans

Matt on August 02, 2016:

WIFE....When Intoxicated, Flirts Endlessly

Joseph Attard (author) from Gozo, Malta, EU. on April 30, 2015:

Hi Ranyele,

I do not know how I did not see your comment before. I often check for comments. I'm glad that you liked Gozo, that's where I have always lived, apart from a short holiday abroad now and then. The buses today are very punctual and efficient, if fact we are a little proud of the service nowadays. I agree that the drivers here sometimes act in a crazy manner. Perhaps it is the heat of summer that goes to their heads. lol. And yes, no crime that's a blessing. Perhaps it's because the Island is so small and there is no place for 'bad' people :)

Ranyele on January 21, 2015:

I went to Malta a few years ago and it is such a lovely place. it is very basic in ameietins etc but that adds to the experience and the people there are so friendly. It is a small place so wherever you stay you will be in easy reach of historic sites and other activities that you are wanting to do. I got the boat to Gozo. It is definitley worth a visit. Its actually quite a surreal place to go. people leave their keys in their front doors because there is no crime!! very different from here!i dont know about transport. we took taxis everywhere as the public transport seemed to just arrive whenever (didn't really stick to its timetable). We were going to hire a car but the driving over there is very scary, hehe. on the way to our hotel a car drove straight into our bus and then after a few raised voices both drivers just carried on as if nothing had happened. very strange!!

Nana Kesse on January 05, 2015:



Nana Kesse on January 05, 2015:

Nana Kesse

the acronym for LANCASHIRE IS


waseem on July 15, 2014:

Tell me the funny acronym of shimoga

Joseph Attard (author) from Gozo, Malta, EU. on May 01, 2014:

Hi AshleyC, You have built the acronyms but I see no connection, for example "made of money" does not make one think of MOM (except perhaps on rare occasions) :) I have a MOM above which is better I think = = Mother of Mine. However, thanks for your contribution.

AshleyC. on April 30, 2014:


Generic Made Crap


Bring My Wallet


Made Of Money

Joseph Attard (author) from Gozo, Malta, EU. on April 20, 2014:

Or : Careful Riders Undoubtedly

Joseph Attard (author) from Gozo, Malta, EU. on April 19, 2014:

Hi Deanoparky, I spent some time on CRU and this is all I could get.

Calling Riders Urgently

Crazy Riders Usually

Joseph Attard (author) from Gozo, Malta, EU. on April 13, 2014:

Hi deanoparky, I had to Google 'Cycle Response Unit' to see exactly what's your job. Sounds very interesting and altruistic too. I'll try to think of something for you :)

Jonathan .. Your Smile is quite good. I will add it above. Thanks for your contribution.

Jonathan on April 09, 2014:


S- seeing





deanoparky on April 06, 2014:

Hi NewHorizons

This is a great site :)

I work for a Cycle Response Unit for the ambulance service in the UK. Could you think of anything that would be relevant to the job, needs to be funny, possibly even taking the mickey! (we have a good sense of humour!) for the letters CRU

Thanks! :)

Joseph Attard (author) from Gozo, Malta, EU. on March 28, 2014:

HENRY: Henceforth Enjoying Nonstop Revenue Yearly. I'm adding it to my list above.

Joseph Attard (author) from Gozo, Malta, EU. on March 26, 2014:

Hi HH, try a better one, you can do it. SHAY don't know what you mean!!

Linda ..... I'll try to make you one for HENRY in a few days.

linda on March 13, 2014:

I need one for henry

SHAY on February 25, 2014:

i need one for....


HH on February 20, 2014:

NATO stands for "Neads an American To Operate"

Joseph Attard (author) from Gozo, Malta, EU. on January 22, 2014:

Hi Chris, what do you mean 'someone's input'? I mean wow, having your own fire-engine. But are you allowed to go firefighting on your own? Do you need an acronym, perhaps I can help you :)

CHRIS on January 16, 2014:

I am an Amateur Radio Operator, with the prefix of a call sign UMW. We commonly use the Intl. Phonetic Alphabet but some folks have a cute or clever substitution that they use. (I am also a retired firefighter who has my own fire engine) and would appreciate someones input.

Joseph Attard (author) from Gozo, Malta, EU. on December 03, 2013:

AAron, I'm glad that you think that my Hub cd be of some use. I'll try to do one of them.

aaron on November 01, 2013:

Im trying find some clever acronyms to use at my next business/investment seminar. Thanks.

aaron on November 01, 2013:


aaron on November 01, 2013:

what about an acronym for BUSINESS or

Jm Bob from London, United Kingdom on October 25, 2013:

Love it great hub here on HubPages, made me laugh, shows up on the NATO radar too so well done.

Joseph Attard (author) from Gozo, Malta, EU. on July 17, 2013:

This morning I was returning from Malta on the noon Ferry and to pass the time I tried to do 'Mobile'. See it above. Can you think of one yourself? Leave it in Comments, please.

Joseph Attard (author) from Gozo, Malta, EU. on July 14, 2013:

I spent at least 15 minutes on Crook. See it above. . . crime, criminal, rogue, roughneck, refuting, rejecting, order, outlawed, outlaw, knowingly, kind.

Joseph Attard (author) from Gozo, Malta, EU. on July 13, 2013:

This afternoon my granddaughter was playing the piano. She is still in level 1 but I like to hear her play. I love music and its soothing effect. So what is Music.... This is how I try to build them. Sometimes I succeed and I end up with a good one. Other times they are not so good. Find a word beginning with M that is connected with music ...Melodious Melodies. Then the same for U .... Unision Universally. And so on ... Soothing Sung Struck , In Inside, Chimes Chiming Choirs Chorus. And I chose "Melodies Universally Sung In Chorus". See it above.

Joseph Attard (author) from Gozo, Malta, EU. on July 10, 2013:

Yesterday I saw the film : Jack the Giant Slayer. I liked it a fantasy of adventure and I liked the actors too, especially Jack and Isabel. In the cast there was also Ewan McGregor who played a great part in the film. Both Jack's father and Isabel mother rightly emphasised that Giants do not really exist. So let me try the Acro of GIANT .... Generally Imagined Actually Non-existent Titan.

Joseph Attard (author) from Gozo, Malta, EU. on July 07, 2013:

Hello lala, Thank you for reminding me of money. But I've made a better one I think. See it above.

lala the prostitute on July 03, 2013:


mountains of non existing yearnings

Joseph Attard (author) from Gozo, Malta, EU. on June 28, 2013:

Ok, Kason Henderson, DoLo and all others who agree with them ... now I see it. The acronym for Delta (the American Airline) is approved and it's good, I admit. Thanks :) Now try another one.

DoLo on June 21, 2013:

"...delta is primarily the mouth of a river where it opens into the ocean. Thanks."

or it's a major American airline. Therefore, DELTA: Don't Expect Luggage To Arrive, is a valid acronym and has a connection since they are known for losing luggage and having slow service.

Joseph Attard (author) from Gozo, Malta, EU. on June 17, 2013:

Tony, it's not so good I'm afraid.

Tony on June 16, 2013:

Etc.~End If Thinking Capacity

Joseph Attard (author) from Gozo, Malta, EU. on June 08, 2013:

Waz: delta is primarily the mouth of a river where it opens into the ocean. Thanks.

Joseph Attard (author) from Gozo, Malta, EU. on June 08, 2013:

Reggie, 'police' I've already done. I might try 'dream'. Good idea.

Waz on May 15, 2013:

Delta is a major American airline, NewHorizons

regie on May 06, 2013:

how about the acronym for police dream?can't find meaning for it

Joseph Attard (author) from Gozo, Malta, EU. on April 26, 2013:

Hey Joe, I like 'FORD'. Thanks. And thnks Tomsdad, FunnyBoy and Yolo.

JOE on March 21, 2013:

Swift-Sure wish I finished training

Digby-Did I go broke yet and Backwords yes by golly I did

Ford-Flip over read directions

Ford -First on race day

Y.O.L.O. on February 01, 2013:






Funny boy. .3. on January 15, 2013:

Math - Mental Abuse To Humans

School - Six Cruel Hours Of Our Lives

Tomsdad on December 01, 2012:

I love this one,




Joseph Attard (author) from Gozo, Malta, EU. on November 16, 2012:

Ok KasonHenderson, but where is the connection with the word Delta? As far as I know the primary meaning of 'Delta' is the mouth of a river.

Kason Henderson on November 15, 2012:

DELTA - Don't Expect Luggage To Arrive

Joseph Attard (author) from Gozo, Malta, EU. on November 08, 2012:

Layla: I don't like this one. Try another one, please.

Conner: We've done 'Single' already. Thanks. Do another one.

Ug: I'll try 'budgeting' though it cd be difficult.

Sheena: 'Husband' and 'Wife' are ready, see them above.

Thanks everyone. See you next time..........

layla on September 14, 2012:






conner on September 08, 2012:







ug on September 01, 2012:

I need one for the word "budgeting" that actually has to do with budgeting.

Joseph Attard (author) from Gozo, Malta, EU. on August 04, 2012:

Hello John, many thanks for your contributions. I like Homework and Single.

And Sheena, I'll try to build one for 'husband'. You gave me an idea, and I'll try one for "Wife" too. Thanks and Look again soon.

Sheena on July 31, 2012:

How About a Funny one for H.U.S.B.A.N.D

John on July 28, 2012:

School- Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Life

Homework- Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge

Single- Stress Is Now Gone, Life's Easier

Porsche- Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything

Joseph Attard (author) from Gozo, Malta, EU. on July 17, 2012:

Hi william: DOM = Downright Outgoing Man. dr dude, I like "God". thanks mikki, :) and Pilarr for your contributions.

WaruG your 'Smile' is good. Kent I like your 'Comet' and 'Nose' best. Thanks everyone.

Joseph Attard (author) from Gozo, Malta, EU. on July 06, 2012:

Hi Larfen and Dude, I like your acronyms. Little correction: Everyone's, Saviour, and Satan.

dude on July 01, 2012:







Larfen on June 29, 2012:



Asking for



Kent on June 23, 2012:

I like your police better.

Kent on June 23, 2012:


Raucous undesirable dispicable engagement not even somewhat sensible

Kent on June 23, 2012:


Notices olfactory stimulants everywhere

Kent on June 23, 2012:


Chunks or "Meteors" enter troposphere

Kent on June 23, 2012:


Eluded Reading Riting or Rithmatic skills

Kent on June 23, 2012:


Can really add pungency

Kent on June 23, 2012:


Can obviously outmaneuver lameness

Kent on June 23, 2012:


Persons of law illegals can't escaple

Kent on June 23, 2012:


Tallied in minutes everywhere

WaruG on June 19, 2012:

Just thought of this as searching for an acronym :)

S - simple

M - measure

I - in

L - life

E - everyday

Pilarr on June 19, 2012:

PEMDAS... Please excuse my dope ass swag(:

:) on June 18, 2012:

Facebook = Factual and Communications Engine Based on Opportunist Killers

MIKKI on June 17, 2012:

SEX = Sacred Energy Xchange!!!

dr.dude on June 15, 2012:




























dr.dude on June 15, 2012:







william on June 12, 2012:

Can you come up with the word "DOM" thanks

Chuck on May 31, 2012:









jason sowerby on May 29, 2012:

speights (a new zealand beer)


































thought I'ld add a backwards one.

Frank Spencer on May 16, 2012:

An Australian car manufacturer, HOLDEN: Has Only Loser Drivers Entertained, Normally

TOTAL = Turns Out That All's Lost

How about a recursive acronym, where the first word is the word itself:

OPTUS: Perpetually Tardy, Usual Service

Optus is a phone company in Australia, like Telstra. Here's a recursive acronym for them:

TELSTRA - Ever Looming Service Takedowns, Randomly Available

Trigger on May 13, 2012:

How about,











tiffany on May 12, 2012:

Finials: freak i never actually learned this shiz

ford: found on road dead ( back wards driver returns on foot)

Pms : pissed at men or pissed at mom

Joseph Attard (author) from Gozo, Malta, EU. on May 07, 2012:

Good try: GetitGetit,Liquidtoxcity,Hunkyman,Sam and Anonymous.

SAM ...... S-erious A-nd M-ethodical, S-tandard A-merican M-an.

Anonymous on April 26, 2012:







(actually exists in England)

Sam on April 23, 2012:

Sam (my name)Stupid A!# Mutha

Hunkyman on April 15, 2012:

My Own Natural Energy Yield

Liquidtoxcity on April 13, 2012:









Sort or makes sense... :)

GetItGetIt on April 08, 2012:


F- found

O- on

R- road

D- dead

Joseph Attard (author) from Gozo, Malta, EU. on March 16, 2012:

Hi, Sorry for the Delay but I've now added your SINGLE to my WebPage about Acronyms. Thanks.

Joseph Attard (author) from Gozo, Malta, EU. on March 16, 2012:

Hi, I'm adding this one HOMEWORK to my Website. Thanks. Cheers.

Joseph Attard (author) from Gozo, Malta, EU. on March 16, 2012:

Hi, About NATO. I like your Acronyms. How about ... Not Allowed To Overtake. Thanks. Cheers.

Joseph Attard (author) from Gozo, Malta, EU. on March 16, 2012:

HI, I like BMW. Thanks.

Joseph Attard (author) from Gozo, Malta, EU. on March 16, 2012:

Hi, Sorry for the delay. NATO: Not Allowed To Overhear. Hope you like it. Cheers

Joseph Attard (author) from Gozo, Malta, EU. on March 16, 2012:

Hi, I like 'HATERS'. Thanks. I am also adding it to my Webpage. Cheers.

Joseph Attard (author) from Gozo, Malta, EU. on March 16, 2012:

HI, MATH is a good acronym. Thanks. Cheers.

Joseph Attard (author) from Gozo, Malta, EU. on March 16, 2012:

Hi, TOYOTA is good. I would prefer 'Odd' instead of 'Old', because Odd implies that the Yankees have strange ideas, that's why they overprice the automobile. Thanks. Cheers.

Joseph Attard (author) from Gozo, Malta, EU. on March 16, 2012:

Hi Sam,

I like your Acronym: MATH. Thanks. Cheers.

Joseph Attard (author) from Gozo, Malta, EU. on March 16, 2012:

Hi, I like DREAM, GOD and HELL most. Thanks for your participation. Give us more. Cheers.

Joseph Attard (author) from Gozo, Malta, EU. on March 16, 2012:

Very nice one, lol. Hope you don't mean it though.

Joseph Attard (author) from Gozo, Malta, EU. on March 16, 2012:

Nice try, Georgia.

Joseph Attard (author) from Gozo, Malta, EU. on March 16, 2012:

Hello mumbojumbo, I have to find out what TELSTRA means or what it stands for, first. Look again in a couple of days. Thanks for your participation.

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