Funny Acronyms - That Make Sense

Updated on June 19, 2018

GIRL - Greatly Interesting Revitalizing Lifeform

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Funny Acronyms - to make you Smile

Building Acronyms is another one of my favorite pastimes. They are usually formed by using the initial of each word in a group, such as from :North AtlanticTreaty Orgnaization we derive the acronym NATO. I like to create funny acronyms however just for fun, obviously.

The list below is populated by 'reverse acronyms', I call them. They are fun to think about and build, because we start with the acronym by supposing that each word IS the acronym and we try to bring out a meaning of some sort, Thesaurus style - sometimes funny and often far-fetched. Actually the 'reverse acronym' is not a meaning but rather an 'association', a group of words that may make you think of the word. A 'BEE' is a "Buzzing Energetic Extractor". The 'association' is important because it would not be interesting at all just to say that BEE stands for "Book Editing Exercise", for example.

I keep adding new ones here from time to time putting the most recent at the bottom of the list. I also encourage you, gentle readers to add your own acronyms in 'Comments' below.

I think that it would be fitting to start with the word 'Acronym' itself.

The acronym is an 'invented' word that anyone can make up. It helps us to remember something or a series of things. For example a student needs to remember the important points for an essay called "My Holiday Abroad" that he is preparing for an exam. In the first paragraph he/she writes about the plane trip. The second paragraph the arrival, the airport, the hotel. Then comes a description of the city where they are staying, Rome for example. The things that they saw and did, the restaurant where they had an excellent meal, etc. After preparing and studying the essay at home, all the student has to remember is the acronym "TART" (T from trip, A from arrival, R from Rome and T from things).

ACRONYM..... A Clever Ruse Of Nudging Your Memory

GOOGLE.......Grand Online Oracle Generating Legitimate Explanations

AVATAR.........A Virtual Attempt To Attain Representation

BITCH ...........Babe Inclined To Chatter Harmfully

BELLE...........Beautifully Elegant, Lovable-Looking Entity

CLEVER.......Can Learn Everything Very Easily, Really

DIE...............Depart Into Eternity (See Picture Below)

COP..............Catching Offenders Principally

SINGLE........So I'm Never Getting Laid, Ever (BY a Contributor)

THERESA.....Treat Her Exclusively, Rarely Enervating She's Angelic

MARIE...........Marriage And Romance Indeed Expected

DONNA......... Dame Of Note Never Alienated

NAKED........ .No Attire Keep Eyes Diverted

YAHOO ........Yields Answers Hot On Order

ASS ............. Animal Strictly Speaking

BOY .............Budding-Out Youth

STAIRS ....... Steps To Access Inevitably Raised Structures

MAN ..............Muscle-Activated Nonentity (Gentlemen, pl excuse here)

WOMAN ........Watcher Over Man's Absurd Notions

WOMEN........Wondering Of Men Every Night

GIRL ..............Greatly Interesting Revitalizing Life-form (Like Scarlett above)

FAMILY ..........Father And Mother Interacting Lovingly Year-long

HUSBAND ......Heartthrob Usefully Serving Bond And Never Deserting

WIFE..............Wonder-woman In-charge Family Establishment

RUG ...............Rough Underfoot Groundsheet

DOG............... Dutifully On Guard

CAT ................Crawl Attack Tactician

TOTAL ............Tot Overall Through A List

SIGN .............. .Sure Indicator Generally Noticed

GULP ...............Guttural Utterance Loosely Proclaimed

GUITAR ............Greatly Used Instrument That Adds Rhythm

VIRGIN ............. Very Intensely Regulated Girl Is Normal

BRA ................. Bosom Regulating Accessory

BOOK .............. Brainy Object Of Knowledge

ART ............... Appealing Resultant Talent

CRIME .............Chaos Resulting In Murder, Excetera

BEE ............... Buzzing Energetic Extractor

BEAVER ..........Bustling Eager Amphibian Voraciously Enjoying Rivers

MALTA ........... Most Attractive Locality To Access

GOZO............. God's Own Zone Obviously

PIANO ............. Pleasing Inclusion At Nightspots Occasionally

NURSE............. Noted Under Registered Services Employees

NOSE .............. Noble Outwardly Significant Extension

ATTARD ...........Artistic,Talented,Thrustworthy And Really Dynamic (That's me folks)

POLICE ........... Public Officers Lawfully Impeding Crime Expansion

SCULPTURE... Stone, Clay Used Labouriously Primarily To Unfold Realistic Expressions

OASIS............. Only Available Source In Sahar

HALO...............Heavenly Awesome Light Over_head (of a Saint in a Painting or Statue)

DREAM .......... Dramatic Reenactment Earmarked As Memorable

MONEY............ Mounds Of Never Ending Yen

GIANT..............Generally Imagined Actually Non-existent Titan

MUSIC.............Melodies Universally Sung In Chorus

CROOK...........Criminal Roughneck Often Outlawed Kind

I Pad................Information Platform Apple's Devise

MOBILE...........Movable Omni-tel Building Interacting Links Electronically

SCARLETT..... Sweet Creature Attracting Real Love Endearingly Through Time (photo above)

FERRY............ Fastest Enjoyable Return Route Yet

(referring to the Ferry boat crossing from Gozo to Malta and vice versa. The trip takes about 25 minutes).

STOP.............. Stall, Turn Off Propulsion

BUSINESS...... Buying, Up-market Selling, Investments, Niche Evaluation, Success Strategies

SUCCESS...... Steadfast Unceasing Concentration Concerning Establishment's Sensational Stability

SQUARE.........Spacious Quadrangle Usually Accommodating Remarkable Events

PRIEST...........Pious Respectable Individual Emanating Saintly Traits

PRIZE.............Pertinent Recognition I.r.o Zealous Enterprise

NIKE...............No-nonsense Internationally Known Equipment

PUMA.............Proven Unbeatable Modern Apparel

BLOG.............Broadcasted Learning Or Garbage

CHESS...........Challenging Hours-long Ever Satisfying Strategy-game

E-BAY.............Excellent Bargains All Year

HENRY............Henceforth Enjoying Nonstop Revenue Yearly

FACEBOOK....Find And Contact Everyone But Observe Online Know-how

NUDE.............No Underwear Donned Ever

BED................Biggest Edifying Discovery

SINGS.............Saying It NightinGale Style

AID..................Altruistic Intentional Disponibility

PARADISE......Preferential Accommodation Rewarding All Decent Individuals Surrendering Earthly-Existence

SEATED..........Sitting Easy Actually Thinking Energizing Daydreams

WIFE...............Wise Investment Flowering Eternally

WAVES...........Walloping Abeam Vessel Experiences Strain

AIDS...............Addictive Internet Disruptive Syndrome (What our youngsters are experiencing nowadays.)

ORCHARD.... Olive-trees, Ripe Citrus, Heavenly Aromas Richly Drifting

NEWS.............Notable Events Wholly Sensational

MONEY...........Mamon's Obsession Not Erased Yet

TWITTER...… Tweet With Increasing Tenacity To Earn Recognition




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FUNNY WORDS

Another Game with words. Spell the word incorrectly to give it a funny meaning.

Lawyer: Lowyer a lawyer who does not charge that much.

Politician: Polytician a politician with many faces.

Minister: Ministare a politician who interacts with his constituents by lengthy eye-contact.

Hesitate: Hazytate .. think twice because of the fog.

Retire: Retyre .. get back into the garage to fix the wheel.

Advocate: Advokate .. a lady at the bar (legal term) named Kate or Catherine.

Careful: Carefool .. pay attention not to make a fool of yourself.

Policeman: Poleaseman .. an officer who controls the queues on election day.

Powerful: Powerfull .. so full of punch and power that he will soon explode.

Husband: Hasband .. the man wearing the band (ring) on his finger.

Anatomy: Annatommy .. study of the body structure of Anna and Tommy.

Restaurant: Restorrant .. Eating place where you are either satisfied with the food and service you get or where you finish up frustrated and angry.

Barricade: Barigate .. Stop admittance through the gate

Henceforth: Hensforth ... From now on, hens are requested to go out.

Procrastinate: Procrustinate ... Postpone cause the bread is too crusty.

Notary: Notarry... Public Officer who does not waste time.

Erotic: Errotic..... It is a mistake to be overly sex-minded.


They are not so difficult to think of. I will add more from time to time. If you know one leave it in Comments and I will be happy to add it here.


More Fun in the Hub: Funny Color Cartoons


Picture Acronym for DIE

Picture Acronym for DIE
Picture Acronym for DIE

Acronyms Contributed by Readers


BIBLE ............... Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth (by araah 26/3/2010)

SING .............. Silence Is Now Gone (by Jesse Chang 9/9/10)

CRASH............ Car Raced And Slammed Here (by Heuchera 14/9/10)

ONE..................Only Non-divisible Everything (by psychlist)

HAPPY............. Hearing And Perceiving Perfection Yourself (by psychlist)

BING................. But It's Not Google ( by Thirumalesh)

CHEVY..............Can Hear Every Valve Yell ( by Thirumalesh)

DIARY...............Darling I'll Always Remember You ( by Thirumalesh)

LOVE................ Lots Of Vibrant Energy ( by Thirumalesh)

ARMY.................Ain't a Real Marine Yet ( by Thirumalesh)

WWW..................World Wide Wait ( by Thirumalesh)

DOS...................Defunct Operating System ( by Thirumalesh)

MATH................Mind Aching Terrible Homework (by Ambrey)

SINGLE............ So I'm Never Getting Laid Ever (by Marissa)

ADIDAS............All Day I Dream About Sports (by Anon)

SMILE...............Seeing Miracles In Live Everyday (by Jonathan .. 10/4/14)

Acronyms with Pictures

Reverse Acronym for STAIRS
Reverse Acronym for STAIRS
Acronym for GOZO
Acronym for GOZO
Acronym for MALTA
Acronym for MALTA

Shortest NAMES for Boys and Girls.

Abe, Ben, Cal, Des, Eve,

Fay, Gus, Hal, Ike, Jo,

Kay, Lee, Mac, Ned, Oli,

Pam, Qut (pronounced 'Cute'),

Ray, Sal, Tam,

Ule (pronounced 'Yule'), Viv,

Wil, Xit (pronouncd 'Gzite'),

Yol, Zoe.


Questions & Answers

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        Matt 

        2 years ago

        WIFE....When Intoxicated, Flirts Endlessly

      • NewHorizons profile imageAUTHOR

        Joseph Attard 

        3 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU.

        Hi Ranyele,

        I do not know how I did not see your comment before. I often check for comments. I'm glad that you liked Gozo, that's where I have always lived, apart from a short holiday abroad now and then. The buses today are very punctual and efficient, if fact we are a little proud of the service nowadays. I agree that the drivers here sometimes act in a crazy manner. Perhaps it is the heat of summer that goes to their heads. lol. And yes, no crime that's a blessing. Perhaps it's because the Island is so small and there is no place for 'bad' people :)

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        Ranyele 

        3 years ago

        I went to Malta a few years ago and it is such a lovely place. it is very basic in ameietins etc but that adds to the experience and the people there are so friendly. It is a small place so wherever you stay you will be in easy reach of historic sites and other activities that you are wanting to do. I got the boat to Gozo. It is definitley worth a visit. Its actually quite a surreal place to go. people leave their keys in their front doors because there is no crime!! very different from here!i dont know about transport. we took taxis everywhere as the public transport seemed to just arrive whenever (didn't really stick to its timetable). We were going to hire a car but the driving over there is very scary, hehe. on the way to our hotel a car drove straight into our bus and then after a few raised voices both drivers just carried on as if nothing had happened. very strange!!

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        Nana Kesse 

        3 years ago

        NIGERIA

        NAIRA IS GAINING EXTRA-ORDINARY REPUTATION IN AFRICA

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        Nana Kesse 

        3 years ago

        Nana Kesse

        the acronym for LANCASHIRE IS

        LET ALL NATIONS COME AND SEE HOW I RULE ENGLAND

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        waseem 

        4 years ago

        Tell me the funny acronym of shimoga

      • NewHorizons profile imageAUTHOR

        Joseph Attard 

        4 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU.

        Hi AshleyC, You have built the acronyms but I see no connection, for example "made of money" does not make one think of MOM (except perhaps on rare occasions) :) I have a MOM above which is better I think = = Mother of Mine. However, thanks for your contribution.

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        AshleyC. 

        4 years ago

        GMC-

        Generic Made Crap

        BMW-

        Bring My Wallet

        MOM-

        Made Of Money

      • NewHorizons profile imageAUTHOR

        Joseph Attard 

        4 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU.

        Or : Careful Riders Undoubtedly

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        Joseph Attard 

        4 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU.

        Hi Deanoparky, I spent some time on CRU and this is all I could get.

        Calling Riders Urgently

        Crazy Riders Usually

      • NewHorizons profile imageAUTHOR

        Joseph Attard 

        4 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU.

        Hi deanoparky, I had to Google 'Cycle Response Unit' to see exactly what's your job. Sounds very interesting and altruistic too. I'll try to think of something for you :)

        Jonathan .. Your Smile is quite good. I will add it above. Thanks for your contribution.

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        Jonathan 

        4 years ago

        Smile

        S- seeing

        M-miracles

        I-in

        L-life

        E-everyday

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        deanoparky 

        4 years ago

        Hi NewHorizons

        This is a great site :)

        I work for a Cycle Response Unit for the ambulance service in the UK. Could you think of anything that would be relevant to the job, needs to be funny, possibly even taking the mickey! (we have a good sense of humour!) for the letters CRU

        Thanks! :)

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        Joseph Attard 

        4 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU.

        HENRY: Henceforth Enjoying Nonstop Revenue Yearly. I'm adding it to my list above.

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        Joseph Attard 

        4 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU.

        Hi HH, try a better one, you can do it. SHAY don't know what you mean!!

        Linda ..... I'll try to make you one for HENRY in a few days.

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        linda 

        4 years ago

        I need one for henry

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        SHAY 

        4 years ago

        i need one for....

        KPCOFGS

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        HH 

        4 years ago

        NATO stands for "Neads an American To Operate"

      • NewHorizons profile imageAUTHOR

        Joseph Attard 

        4 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU.

        Hi Chris, what do you mean 'someone's input'? I mean wow, having your own fire-engine. But are you allowed to go firefighting on your own? Do you need an acronym, perhaps I can help you :)

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        CHRIS 

        4 years ago

        I am an Amateur Radio Operator, with the prefix of a call sign UMW. We commonly use the Intl. Phonetic Alphabet but some folks have a cute or clever substitution that they use. (I am also a retired firefighter who has my own fire engine) and would appreciate someones input.

      • NewHorizons profile imageAUTHOR

        Joseph Attard 

        4 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU.

        AAron, I'm glad that you think that my Hub cd be of some use. I'll try to do one of them.

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        aaron 

        4 years ago

        Im trying find some clever acronyms to use at my next business/investment seminar. Thanks.

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        aaron 

        4 years ago

        SUCCESS?

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        aaron 

        4 years ago

        what about an acronym for BUSINESS or

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        Jm Bob 

        4 years ago from London, United Kingdom

        Love it great hub here on HubPages, made me laugh, shows up on the NATO radar too so well done.

      • NewHorizons profile imageAUTHOR

        Joseph Attard 

        5 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU.

        This morning I was returning from Malta on the noon Ferry and to pass the time I tried to do 'Mobile'. See it above. Can you think of one yourself? Leave it in Comments, please.

      • NewHorizons profile imageAUTHOR

        Joseph Attard 

        5 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU.

        I spent at least 15 minutes on Crook. See it above. . . crime, criminal, rogue, roughneck, refuting, rejecting, order, outlawed, outlaw, knowingly, kind.

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        Joseph Attard 

        5 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU.

        This afternoon my granddaughter was playing the piano. She is still in level 1 but I like to hear her play. I love music and its soothing effect. So what is Music.... This is how I try to build them. Sometimes I succeed and I end up with a good one. Other times they are not so good. Find a word beginning with M that is connected with music ...Melodious Melodies. Then the same for U .... Unision Universally. And so on ... Soothing Sung Struck , In Inside, Chimes Chiming Choirs Chorus. And I chose "Melodies Universally Sung In Chorus". See it above.

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        Joseph Attard 

        5 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU.

        Yesterday I saw the film : Jack the Giant Slayer. I liked it a fantasy of adventure and I liked the actors too, especially Jack and Isabel. In the cast there was also Ewan McGregor who played a great part in the film. Both Jack's father and Isabel mother rightly emphasised that Giants do not really exist. So let me try the Acro of GIANT .... Generally Imagined Actually Non-existent Titan.

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        Joseph Attard 

        5 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU.

        Hello lala, Thank you for reminding me of money. But I've made a better one I think. See it above.

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        lala the prostitute 

        5 years ago

        money

        mountains of non existing yearnings

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        Joseph Attard 

        5 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU.

        Ok, Kason Henderson, DoLo and all others who agree with them ... now I see it. The acronym for Delta (the American Airline) is approved and it's good, I admit. Thanks :) Now try another one.

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        DoLo 

        5 years ago

        "...delta is primarily the mouth of a river where it opens into the ocean. Thanks."

        or it's a major American airline. Therefore, DELTA: Don't Expect Luggage To Arrive, is a valid acronym and has a connection since they are known for losing luggage and having slow service.

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        Joseph Attard 

        5 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU.

        Tony, it's not so good I'm afraid.

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        Tony 

        5 years ago

        Etc.~End If Thinking Capacity

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        Joseph Attard 

        5 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU.

        Waz: delta is primarily the mouth of a river where it opens into the ocean. Thanks.

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        Joseph Attard 

        5 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU.

        Reggie, 'police' I've already done. I might try 'dream'. Good idea.

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        Waz 

        5 years ago

        Delta is a major American airline, NewHorizons

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        regie 

        5 years ago

        how about the acronym for police dream?can't find meaning for it

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        Joseph Attard 

        5 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU.

        Hey Joe, I like 'FORD'. Thanks. And thnks Tomsdad, FunnyBoy and Yolo.

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        JOE 

        5 years ago

        Swift-Sure wish I finished training

        Digby-Did I go broke yet and Backwords yes by golly I did

        Ford-Flip over read directions

        Ford -First on race day

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        Y.O.L.O. 

        5 years ago

        POET

        Pull

        Out

        Every

        Time

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        Funny boy. .3. 

        5 years ago

        Math - Mental Abuse To Humans

        School - Six Cruel Hours Of Our Lives

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        Tomsdad 

        5 years ago

        I love this one,

        M-akers

        O-f

        M-en

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        Joseph Attard 

        5 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU.

        Ok KasonHenderson, but where is the connection with the word Delta? As far as I know the primary meaning of 'Delta' is the mouth of a river.

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        Kason Henderson 

        5 years ago

        DELTA - Don't Expect Luggage To Arrive

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        Joseph Attard 

        5 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU.

        Layla: I don't like this one. Try another one, please.

        Conner: We've done 'Single' already. Thanks. Do another one.

        Ug: I'll try 'budgeting' though it cd be difficult.

        Sheena: 'Husband' and 'Wife' are ready, see them above.

        Thanks everyone. See you next time..........

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        layla 

        5 years ago

        COOL

        Constipated

        Overweight

        Old

        Lady

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        conner 

        5 years ago

        stay

        intoxicated

        nightly

        get

        laid

        everyday

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        ug 

        5 years ago

        I need one for the word "budgeting" that actually has to do with budgeting.

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        Joseph Attard 

        6 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU.

        Hello John, many thanks for your contributions. I like Homework and Single.

        And Sheena, I'll try to build one for 'husband'. You gave me an idea, and I'll try one for "Wife" too. Thanks and Look again soon.

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        Sheena 

        6 years ago

        How About a Funny one for H.U.S.B.A.N.D

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        John 

        6 years ago

        School- Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Life

        Homework- Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge

        Single- Stress Is Now Gone, Life's Easier

        Porsche- Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything

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        Joseph Attard 

        6 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU.

        Hi william: DOM = Downright Outgoing Man. dr dude, I like "God". thanks mikki, :) and Pilarr for your contributions.

        WaruG your 'Smile' is good. Kent I like your 'Comet' and 'Nose' best. Thanks everyone.

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        Joseph Attard 

        6 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU.

        Hi Larfen and Dude, I like your acronyms. Little correction: Everyone's, Saviour, and Satan.

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        dude 

        6 years ago

        JESUS

        Just

        Everyones

        Savoir

        Unlike

        Saitan

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        Larfen 

        6 years ago

        Dumb

        Retards

        Asking for

        More

        Attention

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        Kent 

        6 years ago

        I like your police better.

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        Kent 

        6 years ago

        RUDENESS

        Raucous undesirable dispicable engagement not even somewhat sensible

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        Kent 

        6 years ago

        NOSE

        Notices olfactory stimulants everywhere

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        Kent 

        6 years ago

        COMET

        Chunks or "Meteors" enter troposphere

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        Kent 

        6 years ago

        ERRORS

        Eluded Reading Riting or Rithmatic skills

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        Kent 

        6 years ago

        CRAP

        Can really add pungency

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        Kent 

        6 years ago

        COOL

        Can obviously outmaneuver lameness

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        Kent 

        6 years ago

        POLICE

        Persons of law illegals can't escaple

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        Kent 

        6 years ago

        TIME

        Tallied in minutes everywhere

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        WaruG 

        6 years ago

        Just thought of this as searching for an acronym :)

        S - simple

        M - measure

        I - in

        L - life

        E - everyday

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        Pilarr 

        6 years ago

        PEMDAS... Please excuse my dope ass swag(:

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        :) 

        6 years ago

        Facebook = Factual and Communications Engine Based on Opportunist Killers

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        MIKKI 

        6 years ago

        SEX = Sacred Energy Xchange!!!

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        dr.dude 

        6 years ago

        JESUS

        Just

        Everybodys

        Savior

        Unlike

        LAUGH

        Letting

        All

        Unwanted

        Grief

        Halt

        HATERS

        Hating

        Always

        Towards

        Everyone

        Reaching

        Success

        BATH

        Being

        A

        Terrific_person_of

        Hygene

        GOD

        Great

        Overlord_of

        Da_universe

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        dr.dude 

        6 years ago

        jesus

        Just

        Everybodys

        Savior

        Unlike

        Saitin

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        william 

        6 years ago

        Can you come up with the word "DOM" thanks

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        Chuck 

        6 years ago

        POLARIS

        Pull

        Off

        Lake

        And

        Repair

        In

        Spring

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        jason sowerby 

        6 years ago

        speights (a new zealand beer)

        some

        people

        enjoy

        it

        god

        hates

        the

        shit

        special

        piss

        enojyed

        in

        good

        hotels

        throughout

        southland

        ford

        fix

        or

        repair

        daily

        found

        on

        rubbish

        dump

        first

        on

        race

        day

        driver

        returns

        on

        foot

        thought I'ld add a backwards one.

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        Frank Spencer 

        6 years ago

        An Australian car manufacturer, HOLDEN: Has Only Loser Drivers Entertained, Normally

        TOTAL = Turns Out That All's Lost

        How about a recursive acronym, where the first word is the word itself:

        OPTUS: Perpetually Tardy, Usual Service

        Optus is a phone company in Australia, like Telstra. Here's a recursive acronym for them:

        TELSTRA - Ever Looming Service Takedowns, Randomly Available

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        Trigger 

        6 years ago

        How about,

        WIFE

        Washing

        Ironing

        Folding

        Etc

        FIAT

        Fix

        It

        Again

        Tony

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        tiffany 

        6 years ago

        Finials: freak i never actually learned this shiz

        ford: found on road dead ( back wards driver returns on foot)

        Pms : pissed at men or pissed at mom

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        Joseph Attard 

        6 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU.

        Good try: GetitGetit,Liquidtoxcity,Hunkyman,Sam and Anonymous.

        SAM ...... S-erious A-nd M-ethodical, S-tandard A-merican M-an.

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        Anonymous 

        6 years ago

        ROBOT

        Relief

        of

        Bordom

        of

        Teenagers

        (actually exists in England)

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        Sam 

        6 years ago

        Sam (my name)Stupid A!# Mutha

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        Hunkyman 

        6 years ago

        My Own Natural Energy Yield

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        Liquidtoxcity 

        6 years ago

        Social

        Arrangement

        Turned

        Up?

        Reality

        Doesn't

        Achieve

        Yes

        Sort or makes sense... :)

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        GetItGetIt 

        6 years ago

        FORD

        F- found

        O- on

        R- road

        D- dead

      • NewHorizons profile imageAUTHOR

        Joseph Attard 

        6 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU.

        Hi, Sorry for the Delay but I've now added your SINGLE to my WebPage about Acronyms. Thanks.

      • NewHorizons profile imageAUTHOR

        Joseph Attard 

        6 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU.

        Hi, I'm adding this one HOMEWORK to my Website. Thanks. Cheers.

      • NewHorizons profile imageAUTHOR

        Joseph Attard 

        6 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU.

        Hi, About NATO. I like your Acronyms. How about ... Not Allowed To Overtake. Thanks. Cheers.

      • NewHorizons profile imageAUTHOR

        Joseph Attard 

        6 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU.

        HI, I like BMW. Thanks.

      • NewHorizons profile imageAUTHOR

        Joseph Attard 

        6 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU.

        Hi, Sorry for the delay. NATO: Not Allowed To Overhear. Hope you like it. Cheers

      • NewHorizons profile imageAUTHOR

        Joseph Attard 

        6 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU.

        Hi, I like 'HATERS'. Thanks. I am also adding it to my Webpage. Cheers.

      • NewHorizons profile imageAUTHOR

        Joseph Attard 

        6 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU.

        HI, MATH is a good acronym. Thanks. Cheers.

      • NewHorizons profile imageAUTHOR

        Joseph Attard 

        6 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU.

        Hi, TOYOTA is good. I would prefer 'Odd' instead of 'Old', because Odd implies that the Yankees have strange ideas, that's why they overprice the automobile. Thanks. Cheers.

      • NewHorizons profile imageAUTHOR

        Joseph Attard 

        6 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU.

        Hi Sam,

        I like your Acronym: MATH. Thanks. Cheers.

      • NewHorizons profile imageAUTHOR

        Joseph Attard 

        6 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU.

        Hi, I like DREAM, GOD and HELL most. Thanks for your participation. Give us more. Cheers.

      • NewHorizons profile imageAUTHOR

        Joseph Attard 

        6 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU.

        Very nice one, lol. Hope you don't mean it though.

      • NewHorizons profile imageAUTHOR

        Joseph Attard 

        6 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU.

        Nice try, Georgia.

      • NewHorizons profile imageAUTHOR

        Joseph Attard 

        6 years ago from Gozo, Malta, EU.

        Hello mumbojumbo, I have to find out what TELSTRA means or what it stands for, first. Look again in a couple of days. Thanks for your participation.

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        mumbojumbo 

        6 years ago

        can I get an expansion for TELSTRA

      • profile image

        6 years ago

        TELSTRA

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        gats 

        6 years ago

        FBI

        Federal Boobs Investigators

      working

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