Funny Acronyms - That Make Sense

I like wielding a pen so I create funny acronyms sometimes, write about something, do the Crossword or draw to pass the time .........

GIRL - Greatly Interesting Revitalizing Lifeform

Picture Acronym for DIE

Funny Acronyms - to make you Smile

Building Acronyms is another one of my favorite pastimes. They are usually formed by using the initial of each word in a group, such as from :North AtlanticTreaty Orgnaization we derive the acronym NATO. I like to create funny acronyms however just for fun, obviously.

The list below is populated by 'reverse acronyms', I call them. They are fun to think about and build, because we start with the acronym by supposing that each word IS the acronym and we try to bring out a meaning of some sort, Thesaurus style - sometimes funny and often far-fetched. Actually the 'reverse acronym' is not a meaning but rather an 'association', a group of words that may make you think of the word. A 'BEE' is a "Buzzing Energetic Extractor". The 'association' is very important because it would not make sense just to say that BEE stands for "Book Editing Exercise", for example.

I keep adding new ones here from time to time putting the most recent at the bottom of the list. I also encourage you, gentle readers to add your own acronyms in 'Comments' below.

I think that it would be fitting to start with the word 'Acronym' itself.

The acronym is an 'invented' word that anyone can make up. It helps us to remember something or a series of things. For example a student needs to remember the important points for an essay called "My Holiday Abroad" that he is preparing for an exam. In the first paragraph he/she writes about the plane trip. The second paragraph the arrival, the airport, the hotel. Then comes a description of the city where they are staying, Rome for example. The things that they saw and did, the restaurant where they had an excellent meal, etc. After preparing and studying the essay at home, all the student has to remember is the acronym "TART" (T from trip, A from arrival, R from Rome and T from things).

ACRONYM..... A Clever Ruse Of Nudging Your Memory

GOOGLE.......Grand Online Oracle Generating Legitimate Explanations

AVATAR.........A Virtual Attempt To Attain Representation

BITCH ...........Babe Inclined To Chatter Harmfully

BELLE...........Beautifully Elegant, Lovable-Looking Entity

PENIS ........Private Equipment Necessary In Sex

CLEVER.......Can Learn Everything Very Easily, Readily

DIE...............Depart Into Eternity (See Picture Above)

COP..............Catching Offenders Primarily

SINGLE........So I'm Never Getting Laid, Ever (BY a Contributor)

THERESA.....Treat Her Exclusively, Rarely Enervating She's Angelic

MARIE...........Marriage And Romance Indeed Expected

DONNA......... Dame Of Note Never Alone

NAKED........ .No Attire Keep Eyes Diverted

YAHOO ........Yields Answers Hot On Order

ASS ............. Animal Strictly Speaking

BOY .............Budding-Out Youth

STAIRS ....... Steps To Access Inevitably Raised Structures (see drawing below)

MAN ..............Muscle-Activated Nonentity (Gentlemen, pl excuse here)

WOMAN ........Watcher Over Man's Absurd Notions

WOMEN........Wondering Of Men Every Night

GIRL ..............Greatly Interesting Revitalizing Life-form (Like Scarlett above)

FAMILY ..........Father And Mother Interacting Lovingly Year-long

HUSBAND ......Heartthrob Usefully Serving Bond And Never Deserting

WIFE..............Wonder-woman In-charge Family Establishment

RUG ...............Rough Underfoot Groundsheet

DOG............... Dutifully On Guard

CAT ................Crawl Attack Tactician

TOTAL ............Tot Overall Through A List

SIGN .............. .Sure Indicator Generally Noticed

GULP ...............Guttural Utterance Loosely Proclaimed

GUITAR ............Generally Useful Instrument That Adds Rhythm

VIRGIN ............. Very Intensely Regulated Girl Is Normal

BRA ................. Bosom Regulating Accessory

BOOK .............. Brainy Object Of Knowledge

ART ............... Appealing Resultant Talent

CRIME .............Chaos Resulting In Murder, Excetera

BEE ............... Buzzing Energetic Extractor

BEAVER ..........Bustling Eager Amphibian Voraciously Enjoying Rivers

MALTA ........... Most Attractive Locality To Access

GOZO............. God's Own Zone Obviously ( photo below)

PIANO ............. Pleasing Inclusion At Nightspots Occasionally

NURSE............. Noted Under Registered Services Employees

NOSE .............. Noble Outwardly Significant Extension

ATTARD ...........Artistic, Talented, Trustworthy And Really Dependable (That's me folks)

POLICE ........... Public Officers Lawfully Impeding Crime Expansion

SCULPTURE... Stone, Clay Used Labouriously Principally To Unfold Realistic Expressions

OASIS............. Only Available Stream In Sahara

HALO...............Heavenly Awesome Light Overhead (of a Saint in a Painting or Statue)

DREAM .......... Dramatic Re-enactment Estimated As Memorable

MONEY............ Mounds Of Never Ending Yen

GIANT..............Generally Imagined Actually Non-existent Titan

MUSIC.............Melodies Universally Sung In Chorus

CROOK...........Criminal Roughneck Often Outlawed Kind

I Pad................Information Platform Apple's Devise

MOBILE...........Movable Omni-tel Building Interacting Links Electronically

SCARLETT..... Sweet Creature Attracting Real Love Endearingly Through Time (photo above)

FERRY............ Fastest Enjoyable Return Route Yet

(referring to the Ferry boat crossing from Gozo to Malta and vice versa. The trip takes about 25 minutes).

STOP.............. Stall, Turn Off Propulsion

BUSINESS...... Buying, Up-market Selling, Investing, Niche Evaluation, Success Strategies

SUCCESS...... Steadfast Unceasing Concentration Concerning Establishment's Seasonal Stability

SQUARE.........Spacious Quadrangle Usually Accommodating Remarkable Events

PRIEST...........Pious Respectable Individual Emanating Saintly Traits

PRIZE.............Pertinent Recognition I.r.o Zealous Enterprise

NIKE...............No-nonsense Internationally Known Equipment

PUMA.............Proven Unbeatable Modern Apparel

BLOG.............Broadcasted Learning Or Garbage

CHESS...........Challenging Hours-long Ever Satisfying Strategy-game

E-BAY.............Excellent Bargains All Year

HENRY............Henceforth Enjoying Nonstop Revenue Yearly

FACEBOOK....Find And Contact Everyone But Observe Online Know-how

NUDE.............No Underwear Donned Ever

BED................Biggest Edifying Discovery

SINGS.............Saying It NightinGale Style

AID..................Altruistic Intentional Disponibility

PARADISE......Preferential Accommodation Rewarding All Decent Individuals Surrendering Earthly-existence

SEATED..........Sitting Easy Actively Thinking Energizing Daydreams

WIFE...............Wise Investment Flowering Eternally

WAVES...........Walloping Abeam Vessel Experiences Strain

AIDS...............Addictive Internet Disruptive Syndrome (What our youngsters are experiencing nowadays.)

ORCHARD.... Olive-trees, Ripe Citrus, Heavenly Aromas Richly Drifting

NEWS.............Notable Events Worldwide Scattered

MONEY...........Mamon's Obsession Not Eradicated Yet

TWITTER...… Tweet With Increasing Tenacity To Earn Recognition

WHATSAPP .. World Has Application Technically Supporting Actual Personal Phone-calls

HOME ............ H-ouse O-f M-y E-lders

Blood .. .. .. .. .. B-ody L-iquid O-nto O-rgans D-istributed

HONEST .. .. .. H-omely, O-pen, N-othing E-xcept S-traight T-ruthfulness

HAND .............. H-uman A-ccessory N-eeded D-irely

EVA ..................E-vidently V-ulnerable A-ncestor

LADDER .......... L-ofty A-nd D-ependable D-evise

E-mploying R-ungs

MUSIC ............ M-elodious U-ndulating

S-ynchronisation I-nvolving C-hordings

SWIM ................ S-trike W-ater I-nducing

M-ovement

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FUNNY WORDS

Another Game with words. Spell the word incorrectly to give it a funny meaning.

Lawyer: Lowyer a lawyer who does not charge that much.

Politician: Polytician a politician with many faces.

Minister: Ministare a politician who interacts with his constituents by lengthy eye-contact.

Hesitate: Hazytate .. think twice because of the fog.

Retire: Retyre .. get back into the garage to fix the wheel.

Advocate: Advokate .. a lady at the bar (legal term) named Kate or Catherine.

Careful: Carefool .. pay attention not to make a fool of yourself.

Policeman: PolIiceman .. officer who controls the queues on election day.

Powerful: Powerfull .. so full of punch and power that he will soon explode.

Husband: Hasband .. the man wearing the band (ring) on his finger.

Anatomy: Anatommy .. study of the body structure of Anna and Tommy.

Restaurant: Restorrant .. Eating place where you are either comfortable and relaxed or where you finish up frustrated and angry.

Barricade: Barigate .. Stop admittance through the gate

Henceforth: Hensforth ... From now on, chickens are requested to move along

Procrastinate: Procrustinate ... Postpone cause the bread is too crusty.

Notary: Notarry... Legal Officer who does not waste time.

Erotic: Errotic..... It is a mistake to be overly sex-minded.

They are not so difficult to think of. I will add more from time to time. If you know one leave it in Comments and I will be happy to add it here.

More Fun in the Hub: Funny Color Cartoons

Acronyms Contributed by Readers

BIBLE ............... Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth (by araah 26/3/2010)

SING .............. Silence Is Now Gone (by Jesse Chang 9/9/10)

CRASH............ Car Raced And Slammed Here (by Heuchera 14/9/10)

ONE..................Only Non-divisible Everything (by psychlist)

HAPPY............. Hearing And Perceiving Perfection Yourself (by psychlist)

BING................. But It's Not Google ( by Thirumalesh)

CHEVY..............Can Hear Every Valve Yell ( by Thirumalesh)

DIARY...............Darling I'll Always Remember You ( by Thirumalesh)

LOVE................ Lots Of Vibrant Energy ( by Thirumalesh)

ARMY.................Ain't a Real Marine Yet ( by Thirumalesh)

WWW..................World Wide Wait ( by Thirumalesh)

DOS...................Defunct Operating System ( by Thirumalesh)

MATH................Mind Aching Terrible Homework (by Ambrey)

SINGLE............ So I'm Never Getting Laid Ever (by Marissa)

ADIDAS............All Day I Dream About Sports (by Anon)

SMILE...............Seeing Miracles In Live Everyday (by Jonathan .. 10/4/14)

Acronyms with Pictures

Shortest NAMES for Boys and Girls.

Abe, Ben, Cal, Des, Eve,

Fay, Gus, Hal, Ike, Jo,

Kay, Lee, Mac, Ned, Oli,

Pam, Qut (pronounced 'Cute'),

Ray, Sal, Tam,

Ule (pronounced 'Yule'), Viv,

Wil, Xit (pronouncd 'Gzite'),

Yol, Zoe.

© 2010 Joseph Attard