Funny Acronyms - That Make Sense
I like wielding a pen so I create funny acronyms sometimes, write about something, do the Crossword or draw to pass the time .........
GIRL - Greatly Interesting Revitalizing Lifeform
Picture Acronym for DIE
Funny Acronyms - to make you Smile
Building Acronyms is another one of my favorite pastimes. They are usually formed by using the initial of each word in a group, such as from :North AtlanticTreaty Orgnaization we derive the acronym NATO. I like to create funny acronyms however just for fun, obviously.
The list below is populated by 'reverse acronyms', I call them. They are fun to think about and build, because we start with the acronym by supposing that each word IS the acronym and we try to bring out a meaning of some sort, Thesaurus style - sometimes funny and often far-fetched. Actually the 'reverse acronym' is not a meaning but rather an 'association', a group of words that may make you think of the word. A 'BEE' is a "Buzzing Energetic Extractor". The 'association' is very important because it would not make sense just to say that BEE stands for "Book Editing Exercise", for example.
I keep adding new ones here from time to time putting the most recent at the bottom of the list. I also encourage you, gentle readers to add your own acronyms in 'Comments' below.
I think that it would be fitting to start with the word 'Acronym' itself.
The acronym is an 'invented' word that anyone can make up. It helps us to remember something or a series of things. For example a student needs to remember the important points for an essay called "My Holiday Abroad" that he is preparing for an exam. In the first paragraph he/she writes about the plane trip. The second paragraph the arrival, the airport, the hotel. Then comes a description of the city where they are staying, Rome for example. The things that they saw and did, the restaurant where they had an excellent meal, etc. After preparing and studying the essay at home, all the student has to remember is the acronym "TART" (T from trip, A from arrival, R from Rome and T from things).
ACRONYM..... A Clever Ruse Of Nudging Your Memory
GOOGLE.......Grand Online Oracle Generating Legitimate Explanations
AVATAR.........A Virtual Attempt To Attain Representation
BITCH ...........Babe Inclined To Chatter Harmfully
BELLE...........Beautifully Elegant, Lovable-Looking Entity
PENIS ........Private Equipment Necessary In Sex
CLEVER.......Can Learn Everything Very Easily, Readily
DIE...............Depart Into Eternity (See Picture Above)
COP..............Catching Offenders Primarily
SINGLE........So I'm Never Getting Laid, Ever (BY a Contributor)
THERESA.....Treat Her Exclusively, Rarely Enervating She's Angelic
MARIE...........Marriage And Romance Indeed Expected
DONNA......... Dame Of Note Never Alone
NAKED........ .No Attire Keep Eyes Diverted
YAHOO ........Yields Answers Hot On Order
ASS ............. Animal Strictly Speaking
BOY .............Budding-Out Youth
STAIRS ....... Steps To Access Inevitably Raised Structures (see drawing below)
MAN ..............Muscle-Activated Nonentity (Gentlemen, pl excuse here)
WOMAN ........Watcher Over Man's Absurd Notions
WOMEN........Wondering Of Men Every Night
GIRL ..............Greatly Interesting Revitalizing Life-form (Like Scarlett above)
FAMILY ..........Father And Mother Interacting Lovingly Year-long
HUSBAND ......Heartthrob Usefully Serving Bond And Never Deserting
WIFE..............Wonder-woman In-charge Family Establishment
RUG ...............Rough Underfoot Groundsheet
DOG............... Dutifully On Guard
CAT ................Crawl Attack Tactician
TOTAL ............Tot Overall Through A List
SIGN .............. .Sure Indicator Generally Noticed
GULP ...............Guttural Utterance Loosely Proclaimed
GUITAR ............Generally Useful Instrument That Adds Rhythm
VIRGIN ............. Very Intensely Regulated Girl Is Normal
BRA ................. Bosom Regulating Accessory
BOOK .............. Brainy Object Of Knowledge
ART ............... Appealing Resultant Talent
CRIME .............Chaos Resulting In Murder, Excetera
BEE ............... Buzzing Energetic Extractor
BEAVER ..........Bustling Eager Amphibian Voraciously Enjoying Rivers
MALTA ........... Most Attractive Locality To Access
GOZO............. God's Own Zone Obviously ( photo below)
PIANO ............. Pleasing Inclusion At Nightspots Occasionally
NURSE............. Noted Under Registered Services Employees
NOSE .............. Noble Outwardly Significant Extension
ATTARD ...........Artistic, Talented, Trustworthy And Really Dependable (That's me folks)
POLICE ........... Public Officers Lawfully Impeding Crime Expansion
SCULPTURE... Stone, Clay Used Labouriously Principally To Unfold Realistic Expressions
OASIS............. Only Available Stream In Sahara
HALO...............Heavenly Awesome Light Overhead (of a Saint in a Painting or Statue)
DREAM .......... Dramatic Re-enactment Estimated As Memorable
MONEY............ Mounds Of Never Ending Yen
GIANT..............Generally Imagined Actually Non-existent Titan
MUSIC.............Melodies Universally Sung In Chorus
CROOK...........Criminal Roughneck Often Outlawed Kind
I Pad................Information Platform Apple's Devise
MOBILE...........Movable Omni-tel Building Interacting Links Electronically
SCARLETT..... Sweet Creature Attracting Real Love Endearingly Through Time (photo above)
FERRY............ Fastest Enjoyable Return Route Yet
(referring to the Ferry boat crossing from Gozo to Malta and vice versa. The trip takes about 25 minutes).
STOP.............. Stall, Turn Off Propulsion
BUSINESS...... Buying, Up-market Selling, Investing, Niche Evaluation, Success Strategies
SUCCESS...... Steadfast Unceasing Concentration Concerning Establishment's Seasonal Stability
SQUARE.........Spacious Quadrangle Usually Accommodating Remarkable Events
PRIEST...........Pious Respectable Individual Emanating Saintly Traits
PRIZE.............Pertinent Recognition I.r.o Zealous Enterprise
NIKE...............No-nonsense Internationally Known Equipment
PUMA.............Proven Unbeatable Modern Apparel
BLOG.............Broadcasted Learning Or Garbage
CHESS...........Challenging Hours-long Ever Satisfying Strategy-game
E-BAY.............Excellent Bargains All Year
HENRY............Henceforth Enjoying Nonstop Revenue Yearly
FACEBOOK....Find And Contact Everyone But Observe Online Know-how
NUDE.............No Underwear Donned Ever
BED................Biggest Edifying Discovery
SINGS.............Saying It NightinGale Style
AID..................Altruistic Intentional Disponibility
PARADISE......Preferential Accommodation Rewarding All Decent Individuals Surrendering Earthly-existence
SEATED..........Sitting Easy Actively Thinking Energizing Daydreams
WIFE...............Wise Investment Flowering Eternally
WAVES...........Walloping Abeam Vessel Experiences Strain
AIDS...............Addictive Internet Disruptive Syndrome (What our youngsters are experiencing nowadays.)
ORCHARD.... Olive-trees, Ripe Citrus, Heavenly Aromas Richly Drifting
NEWS.............Notable Events Worldwide Scattered
MONEY...........Mamon's Obsession Not Eradicated Yet
TWITTER...… Tweet With Increasing Tenacity To Earn Recognition
WHATSAPP .. World Has Application Technically Supporting Actual Personal Phone-calls
HOME ............ H-ouse O-f M-y E-lders
Blood .. .. .. .. .. B-ody L-iquid O-nto O-rgans D-istributed
HONEST .. .. .. H-omely, O-pen, N-othing E-xcept S-traight T-ruthfulness
HAND .............. H-uman A-ccessory N-eeded D-irely
EVA ..................E-vidently V-ulnerable A-ncestor
LADDER .......... L-ofty A-nd D-ependable D-evise
E-mploying R-ungs
MUSIC ............ M-elodious U-ndulating
S-ynchronisation I-nvolving C-hordings
SWIM ................ S-trike W-ater I-nducing
M-ovement
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FUNNY WORDS
Another Game with words. Spell the word incorrectly to give it a funny meaning.
Lawyer: Lowyer a lawyer who does not charge that much.
Politician: Polytician a politician with many faces.
Minister: Ministare a politician who interacts with his constituents by lengthy eye-contact.
Hesitate: Hazytate .. think twice because of the fog.
Retire: Retyre .. get back into the garage to fix the wheel.
Advocate: Advokate .. a lady at the bar (legal term) named Kate or Catherine.
Careful: Carefool .. pay attention not to make a fool of yourself.
Policeman: PolIiceman .. officer who controls the queues on election day.
Powerful: Powerfull .. so full of punch and power that he will soon explode.
Husband: Hasband .. the man wearing the band (ring) on his finger.
Anatomy: Anatommy .. study of the body structure of Anna and Tommy.
Restaurant: Restorrant .. Eating place where you are either comfortable and relaxed or where you finish up frustrated and angry.
Barricade: Barigate .. Stop admittance through the gate
Henceforth: Hensforth ... From now on, chickens are requested to move along
Procrastinate: Procrustinate ... Postpone cause the bread is too crusty.
Notary: Notarry... Legal Officer who does not waste time.
Erotic: Errotic..... It is a mistake to be overly sex-minded.
They are not so difficult to think of. I will add more from time to time. If you know one leave it in Comments and I will be happy to add it here.
More Fun in the Hub: Funny Color Cartoons
Acronyms Contributed by Readers
BIBLE ............... Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth (by araah 26/3/2010)
SING .............. Silence Is Now Gone (by Jesse Chang 9/9/10)
CRASH............ Car Raced And Slammed Here (by Heuchera 14/9/10)
ONE..................Only Non-divisible Everything (by psychlist)
HAPPY............. Hearing And Perceiving Perfection Yourself (by psychlist)
BING................. But It's Not Google ( by Thirumalesh)
CHEVY..............Can Hear Every Valve Yell ( by Thirumalesh)
DIARY...............Darling I'll Always Remember You ( by Thirumalesh)
LOVE................ Lots Of Vibrant Energy ( by Thirumalesh)
ARMY.................Ain't a Real Marine Yet ( by Thirumalesh)
WWW..................World Wide Wait ( by Thirumalesh)
DOS...................Defunct Operating System ( by Thirumalesh)
MATH................Mind Aching Terrible Homework (by Ambrey)
SINGLE............ So I'm Never Getting Laid Ever (by Marissa)
ADIDAS............All Day I Dream About Sports (by Anon)
SMILE...............Seeing Miracles In Live Everyday (by Jonathan .. 10/4/14)
Acronyms with Pictures
Shortest NAMES for Boys and Girls.
Abe, Ben, Cal, Des, Eve,
Fay, Gus, Hal, Ike, Jo,
Kay, Lee, Mac, Ned, Oli,
Pam, Qut (pronounced 'Cute'),
Ray, Sal, Tam,
Ule (pronounced 'Yule'), Viv,
Wil, Xit (pronouncd 'Gzite'),
Yol, Zoe.
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