This page lists 50 of the funniest, silliest, most confused excuses and explanations given to policemen or insurance claims reps in the aftermath of a road traffic accident. All are apparently genuine
It's finally the end of the semester and it's time to start planning what you're going to do with those textbooks we all love. Here's a list of fun and creative things to do with them.
We all know how important knowing the perfect word to use at just the right time can be at those pesky family events. Don't be caught unarmed! Read here to broaden your grasp of insulting words.
What follows is a simple guide on how to dominate the world. Follow these steps and you just might have a shot.
Has a guy ever flashed at you? It happened to me when I lived in Kent in England during the 1990's. At the time it was quite funny, and here is my story of what happened during and after this experience.....
Imponderables: puzzling questions that are just begging to be explained - and yet, often unexplainable. This article takes a light-hearted look at imponderable questions with a food related twist.
It's not hard to believe that Ninjas are better than women. It's not difficult to understand why ninjas are better than samurais, pirates, and robots. Ask anyone, everybody loves a ninja!
Bees are little wonders. They pollinate our plants and give us honey. Plus bees are funny--rather, the jokes, puns and idioms about bees are funny. Here are a few facts and lots of laughs.
If you haven't already heard enough silly ways to (possibly) save gas, here are a few more. Don't try these at home . . . or on the road.
Puzzled and perplexed by all those seemingly unanswerable questions? Then look no further. This article will take away the strain and free you from those imponderable chains.
Funniest 30 Funny Einstein: 15 jokes about relativity, absent-mindedness, lecture, and funny quotes. Second part is another 15 jokes about music, women, wife, childhood, God, dog and Star Wars.
Ten amusing and sometimes shocking times the public received to much information about the deceased.
When I was a teenager I had all the answers to everything; now that I’m in my eighth decade all I have is questions.
Something stinks in the refrigerator, and all the foods have their own theory about which one it is, which erupts into a humorous quarrel.
In this guide, I’ll give you some background on where these cute creatures come from, how to care for them, and where you can purchase a Tribble if you’re ready to add one to your family.
Ever lost a turtle? A wandering turtle can be very stressful on family life, especially if you have young children. It is a traumatic, unforgettable and devastating experience that could impact your kids for years to come. Should your turtle ever...
Does your Mother-In-Law drive you crazy? This year use Mother's Day as a subtle revenge tool. Here are some perfect gifts for your imperfect Mother-In-Law. Who knows, they may even help her like you more.
You've shopped at the same grocery store for years and never once thought that it might not be clean. That is until now.
Kids say the darndest things! Take a look at how this writers seven year old answered this question.
As as a late stage middle-ager gaining quickly on senior citizenhood, I can see the value of laughing at myself. And these tidbits of senior aging will make you laugh with glee.
Imponderables, perplexing little questions that get under your skin and have you itching for an answer. Well, put away the ointment, these animal related imponderables are just for fun.
Quoted here are some of the funniest and most bizarre epitaphs I have come across. I am sure they will make you smile too, and I would love to hear of any others you may know of.
Actually I’m from North Central Texas, but I lived more than a decade in East Texas which is like a separate country within Texas. They say that the Ft. Worth is where the West begins. Well I grew up on the line. Ten miles either way I was in East...
For the instruction of those who aspire to become a curmudgeon, or who want to know what curmudgeons are. Includes how to know whether a harrumph is proper, pets for curmudgeons, and how to attend a social event when curmudgeons are by definition unsocial.
As a writer, once in a while you have to just stop, take a break, and laugh at yourself and smile. This collection of writing jokes (some old, some new), may be the break you need. Be calm and write!
You can tell if a girl doesn't like you if she sets your underwear on fire or if she urinates on your favorite football jersey. If that's not enough to give you a hint, here are a few other ways to know.
Leprechauns Gold has been sought after for decades. Here is how to get the leprechauns real pot of gold.
This used to happen to me a lot when I lived at home and was still in school. People would complain, "You're too quiet!" Maybe I should have retorted, "Well, maybe you're too loud!" I never did, though. I just slunk away in embarrassment as...
Stories and anecdotes that can teach you life lessons. How children can learn from stories and anecdotes.
The bar scene isn't for everyone, but for those who do frequent a local pub the people they meet are quite interesting or freakishly frightening...
Several years ago, we had some friends who were Yankees (and they were pretty darn proud of that fact). He was from northern Maine and she was from New Hampshire. You really don't get much more Yankee than that. This was their first winter in Texas....
A collection of "relatively" funny physics jokes, puns, and funny pictures that have a lot of "potential" to make you and all your science-minded friends laugh!
Ever wonder what to purchase your in-laws for Christmas? Why? It doesn't matter as they're not going to like them anyway! If that's the case, here's some suggestions that might bring you some fun during the rest of the year!
This funny how to remove girl wedgies story gives smart advice for removing them in public and relative privacy of the elevator.
I don't know about you, but I get bored at laundromats. I wish I could wash my clothes at home, but, like a lot of people, I don't have a washer and dryer, and I have to lug everything down to a coin-operated laundry whenever I realize that I've...
Tips and tricks for getting men to fall all over you like flies on, uh, sticky candy. Become irresistible to the male sex now.
Homework - we've all had to do it sometime. Let's face it, you don't always want to do it. Sometimes you don't even have time to do it. Let's discuss some of the best excuses for unfinished homework.
If you decide to visit to a real haunted house or find yourself in one through no fault of your own one night, survival may depend on this list of Dos and Don'ts. Keep it handy.