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  • It's not hard to believe that Ninjas are better than women. It's not difficult to understand why ninjas are better than samurais, pirates, and robots. Ask anyone, everybody loves a ninja!

    Why Ninjas Are Better Than Women

    Why Ninjas Are Better Than Women

    by Michael Kismet4

  • To hear a vampire lament on his loneliness is to know the true meaning of nausea. How can a woman hear the perpetual whining of immortality and the simpering crap of their painful existence?

    A Quick Guide to Battling Vampires

    A Quick Guide to Battling Vampires

    by Christopher Peruzzi0

  • Chemistry jokes, puns, riddles, and hilarious pictures that will have all your science-minded friends laughing! If you're a chemist and need a laugh, these jokes will do the trick!

    Chemistry Jokes Guaranteed to Make You Laugh

    Chemistry Jokes Guaranteed to Make You Laugh

    by Melanie Palen4

  • When I was a teenager I had all the answers to everything; now that I’m in my eighth decade all I have is questions.

    Questions From an Old Man

    Questions From an Old Man

    by Rupert Taylor3

  • Is your marriage in trouble? Are you committed to working on saving your marriage? If so, these handy tips will guide you on how to keep your marriage growing and keep you from divorce.

    How to Save Your Marriage: Guaranteed

    How to Save Your Marriage: Guaranteed

    by crankalicious4

  • Richard, Arthur, Ooni, and Whitey play out the daily struggle for survival in their country home, frequently arguing, often hissing and always loving one another in ways that stretch belief.

    My Husband and the Cat Rebellion

    My Husband and the Cat Rebellion

    by Richard Green3

  • What follows is a simple guide on how to dominate the world. Follow these steps and you just might have a shot.

    World Domination for Dummies

    World Domination for Dummies

    by Simone Haruko Smith20

  • This article explores the origins of Groundhog Day and the deep relationship between man and groundhog throughout the ages. It is time to credit this burrowing rodent with inspiring advances in human civilization and science.

    The Ancient Origins of Groundhog Day

    The Ancient Origins of Groundhog Day

    by Dan Human8

  • Actually I’m from North Central Texas, but I lived more than a decade in East Texas which is like a separate country within Texas. They say that the Ft. Worth is where the West begins. Well I grew up on the line. Ten miles either way I was in East...

    Texas Culture Explained

    Texas Culture Explained

    by twayneking7

  • Twenty words that don't exist, or shouldn't exist - A list of 20 words that don't belong in the English language. Includes amusing examples and definitions.

    20 Words That Don't Exist (Or Shouldn't)

    20 Words That Don't Exist (Or Shouldn't)

    by Thomas Swan65

  • Several years ago, we had some friends who were Yankees (and they were pretty darn proud of that fact). He was from northern Maine and she was from New Hampshire. You really don't get much more Yankee than that. This was their first winter in Texas....

    What Is a Toboggan: Hat or Sled?

    What Is a Toboggan: Hat or Sled?

    by Karen Curtis216

  • I'm a mother and although I cherish all the precious moments that come with raising my little one, sometimes I want to rip my hair out in frustration. I have many girl friends who don't have kids and they often wonder if they should take the plunge as well. Before any of you do, consider these 10 alternatives to having kids. It might save you a lot of frustration, and hair, in the future:

    10 Great Alternatives to Having Kids

    10 Great Alternatives to Having Kids

    by craftybird4

  • The bar scene isn't for everyone, but for those who do frequent a local pub the people they meet are quite interesting or freakishly frightening...

    20 Types of People You Meet in a Bar

    20 Types of People You Meet in a Bar

    by Linda Bilyeu5

  • Has a guy ever flashed at you? It happened to me when I lived in Kent in England during the 1990's. At the time it was quite funny, and here is my story of what happened during and after this experience.....

    Have you ever been flashed by a guy?

    Have you ever been flashed by a guy?

    by Cindy Lawson78

  • The lessons we learn as children come from unusual places. Some from our parents, some from stories, some from the movies we watch. It's terrifying when Oompa Loompas arrive at your door.

    My Day with the Oompa Loompas

    My Day with the Oompa Loompas

    by Christopher Peruzzi6

  • Funniest 30 Funny Einstein: 15 jokes about relativity, absent-mindedness, lecture, and funny quotes. Second part is another 15 jokes about music, women, wife, childhood, God, dog and Star Wars.

    15 Funny Jokes About Einstein and Relativity

    15 Funny Jokes About Einstein and Relativity

    by Esrom Aritonang14

  • Imponderables: puzzling questions that are just begging to be explained - and yet, often unexplainable. This article takes a light-hearted look at imponderable questions with a food related twist.

    Funny Imponderables about Food and Drink

    Funny Imponderables about Food and Drink

    by Ben Reed2

  • Being annoying doesn't make us mean. Being annoying is entertaining. We love our children and grandchildren and would never want to embarass them. OK, yes we would. At least I would and have. In a loving way of course...

    25 Ways to Annoy Your Kids

    25 Ways to Annoy Your Kids

    by Linda Bilyeu104

  • For the instruction of those who aspire to become a curmudgeon, or who want to know what curmudgeons are. Includes how to know whether a harrumph is proper, pets for curmudgeons, and how to attend a social event when curmudgeons are by definition unsocial.

    Curmudgeons and Proper Curmudgeonly Behavior

    Curmudgeons and Proper Curmudgeonly Behavior

    by aethelthryth20

  • Quoted here are some of the funniest and most bizarre epitaphs I have come across. I am sure they will make you smile too, and I would love to hear of any others you may know of.

    Examples of Funny and Bizarre Epitaphs

    Examples of Funny and Bizarre Epitaphs

    by Cindy Lawson146

  • This is a satire about the feelings and emotional well being of spiders in our world.

    Spiders Have Feelings

    Spiders Have Feelings

    by Ezria Copper1

  • Ever lost a turtle? A wandering turtle can be very stressful on family life, especially if you have young children. It is a traumatic, unforgettable and devastating experience that could impact your kids for years to come. Should your turtle ever...

    What to Do When Your Tortoise or Turtle Runs Away From Home

    What to Do When Your Tortoise or Turtle Runs Away From Home

    by TinaAtHome2

  • In this guide, I’ll give you some background on where these cute creatures come from, how to care for them, and where you can purchase a Tribble if you’re ready to add one to your family.

    A Complete Guide to Raising a Tribble

    A Complete Guide to Raising a Tribble

    by Cleo Addams0

  • While the likelihood of being eaten by another human is rare, it's always smart to be prepared should you ever come in contact with a cannibal.

    How to Avoid Being Eaten by a Cannibal

    How to Avoid Being Eaten by a Cannibal

    by Lauren Flauding4

  • Something stinks in the refrigerator, and all the foods have their own theory about which one it is, which erupts into a humorous quarrel.

    Fridge Fight

    Fridge Fight

    by Molly Smith2

  • Imponderables, perplexing little questions that get under your skin and have you itching for an answer. Well, put away the ointment, these animal related imponderables are just for fun.

    Funny Imponderables About Animals

    Funny Imponderables About Animals

    by Ben Reed2

  • This used to happen to me a lot when I lived at home and was still in school. People would complain, "You're too quiet!" Maybe I should have retorted, "Well, maybe you're too loud!" I never did, though. I just slunk away in embarrassment as...

    5 THINGS TO SAY WHEN SOMEONE SAYS YOU ARE "TOO QUIET"

    5 THINGS TO SAY WHEN SOMEONE SAYS YOU ARE "TOO QUIET"

    by MAGICFIVE13

  • As as a late stage middle-ager gaining quickly on senior citizenhood, I can see the value of laughing at myself. And these tidbits of senior aging will make you laugh with glee.

    Humor and Reflections on Aging

    Humor and Reflections on Aging

    by Lori Colbo12

  • Ever wonder what to purchase your in-laws for Christmas? Why? It doesn't matter as they're not going to like them anyway! If that's the case, here's some suggestions that might bring you some fun during the rest of the year!

    Christmas Gifts for In-Laws (You Don't Like)

    Christmas Gifts for In-Laws (You Don't Like)

    by Rich150

  • A collection of "relatively" funny physics jokes, puns, and funny pictures that have a lot of "potential" to make you and all your science-minded friends laugh!

    Physics Jokes That Will Rock Your World

    Physics Jokes That Will Rock Your World

    by Melanie Palen6

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