You know you're from Michigan when... everything on this list of Michigander stereotypes applies to you! A fun guide on the strange quirks of the Mitten state and its inhabitants.
If you haven't already heard enough silly ways to (possibly) save gas, here are a few more. Don't try these at home . . . or on the road.
An amusing tale of a plumber's visit and an ordinary housewife who doesn't quite know how to deal with his unwelcome attention
Does your Mother-In-Law drive you crazy? This year use Mother's Day as a subtle revenge tool. Here are some perfect gifts for your imperfect Mother-In-Law. Who knows, they may even help her like you more.
What follows is a simple guide on how to dominate the world. Follow these steps and you just might have a shot.
If "Roxie," a member of The Rockettes were my wife she would be bombarded by every loving line available at my disposal.
Ever wonder what to purchase your in-laws for Christmas? Why? It doesn't matter as they're not going to like them anyway! If that's the case, here's some suggestions that might bring you some fun during the rest of the year!
Imponderables, perplexing little questions that get under your skin and have you itching for an answer. Well, put away the ointment, these animal related imponderables are just for fun.
As a writer, once in a while you have to just stop, take a break, and laugh at yourself and smile. This collection of writing jokes (some old, some new), may be the break you need. Be calm and write!
Just because you're in tech support solving others' problems doesn't mean you won't encounter more than a few yourself.
A number of fake phobias have been created by writers, cartoonists and columnists to amuse and entertain. Humorous, fake phobias are listed and discussed and they are differentiated from weird but real phobias. The nature of phobias is also discussed.
I hand you the Truth about former Hollywood celeb's working in that magical place, "Surreality." I still cannot believe it.
Twenty words that don't exist, or shouldn't exist - A list of 20 words that don't belong in the English language. Includes amusing examples and definitions.
Leprechauns Gold has been sought after for decades. Here is how to get the leprechauns real pot of gold.
A satirical story about a young man preparing for a college major. His parents aren't too happy about what is available.
Kids say the darndest things! Take a look at how this writers seven year old answered this question.
Performance reviews are a part of working in corporate America. It doesn't have to be so boring though. Check out some answers that will surely make the review hilarious.
Does the word "toboggan" refer to a traditional sled without, or a winter knit cap? The answer might depend on where you're from!
This piece hardly needs a summary, because the headline should tell you a lot about the commentary below.
Did you dread P.E. as a child? Well, you're not alone. Here are five games that some of us hated when we were children.
Are you unfit, unmotivated, allergic to exercise? Exercise ain't for everyone! Here are creative exercise classes the gyms should offer for the rest of us. You won't mind sweating in these classes.
Imponderables: puzzling questions that are just begging to be explained - and yet, often unexplainable. This article takes a light-hearted look at imponderable questions with a food related twist.
Puzzled and perplexed by all those seemingly unanswerable questions? Then look no further. This article will take away the strain and free you from those imponderable chains.
It's finally the end of the semester and it's time to start planning what you're going to do with those textbooks we all love. Here's a list of fun and creative things to do with them.
Living in a haunted house doesn't have to be a bad experience. Before you attempt to kick out a ghost, try being friends with your new ghostly roommate instead.
While the likelihood of being eaten by another human is rare, it's always smart to be prepared should you ever come in contact with a cannibal.
Actually I’m from North Central Texas, but I lived more than a decade in East Texas which is like a separate country within Texas. They say that the Ft. Worth is where the West begins. Well I grew up on the line. Ten miles either way I was in East...
Tall people jokes are just as funny as short people jokes, if not more! If you're over 6 feet tall or know someone who is, check out these 25 tall people jokes for a good laugh!
Being annoying doesn't make us mean. Being annoying is entertaining. We love our children and grandchildren and would never want to embarass them. OK, yes we would. At least I would and have. In a loving way of course...
Loved problems can be solved by talking to a love doctor. Here are common relationship problems people have.
This article explores the origins of Groundhog Day and the deep relationship between man and groundhog throughout the ages. It is time to credit this burrowing rodent with inspiring advances in human civilization and science.
Is your marriage in trouble? Are you committed to working on saving your marriage? If so, these handy tips will guide you on how to keep your marriage growing and keep you from divorce.
Quoted here are some of the funniest and most bizarre epitaphs I have come across. I am sure they will make you smile too, and I would love to hear of any others you may know of.
Life is full of little surprises and every now and again it loves to fire them at you in rapid fire bursts of overwhelming intensity. My honeymoon was a bit like that.
If you decide to visit to a real haunted house or find yourself in one through no fault of your own one night, survival may depend on this list of Dos and Don'ts. Keep it handy.
It’s time to smash your smart phone…when Twitter-speak creeps into your everyday face-to-face conversations.
Ever lost a turtle? A wandering turtle can be very stressful on family life, especially if you have young children. It is a traumatic, unforgettable and devastating experience that could impact your kids for years to come. Should your turtle ever...
Funniest 30 Funny Einstein: 15 jokes about relativity, absent-mindedness, lecture, and funny quotes. Second part is another 15 jokes about music, women, wife, childhood, God, dog and Star Wars.
Stories and anecdotes that can teach you life lessons. How children can learn from stories and anecdotes.
What women don't know about what goes on in men's bathrooms across the world might shock them to their very core. Finally, the secret is revealed.
The bar scene isn't for everyone, but for those who do frequent a local pub the people they meet are quite interesting or freakishly frightening...
Homework - we've all had to do it sometime. Let's face it, you don't always want to do it. Sometimes you don't even have time to do it. Let's discuss some of the best excuses for unfinished homework.
Has a guy ever flashed at you? It happened to me when I lived in Kent in England during the 1990's. At the time it was quite funny, and here is my story of what happened during and after this experience.....
A humorous account of Scott, a cub reporter for the Daily News who receives his first assignment, "Find out all you can about Cowboy Coffee."
These 10 funny prayers to show thanks for your food can be used for Mother's Day, Father's Day, Christmas, Easter, Memorial Day, 4th of July, any holiday or non holiday meal. Say the prayers at breakfast, lunch, brunch, dinner or whenever appropriate. Show thanks in a fun way to brighten your day.
Someday we will wake up and find a lot of America's inventors have been hard at work to make life easier and to even save the life that we cherish.
Something stinks in the refrigerator, and all the foods have their own theory about which one it is, which erupts into a humorous quarrel.
Ten amusing and sometimes shocking times the public received to much information about the deceased.
Tips and tricks for getting men to fall all over you like flies on, uh, sticky candy. Become irresistible to the male sex now.
I don't know about you, but I get bored at laundromats. I wish I could wash my clothes at home, but, like a lot of people, I don't have a washer and dryer, and I have to lug everything down to a coin-operated laundry whenever I realize that I've...
It's not hard to believe that Ninjas are better than women. It's not difficult to understand why ninjas are better than samurais, pirates, and robots. Ask anyone, everybody loves a ninja!
Have you ever wondered why "I" have never skated on ice? Well, the truth is . . .just read this commentary.
I'm a mother and although I cherish all the precious moments that come with raising my little one, sometimes I want to rip my hair out in frustration. I have many girl friends who don't have kids and they often wonder if they should take the plunge as well. Before any of you do, consider these 10 alternatives to having kids. It might save you a lot of frustration, and hair, in the future:
This page lists 50 of the funniest, silliest, most confused excuses and explanations given to policemen or insurance claims reps in the aftermath of a road traffic accident. All are apparently genuine
A collection of "relatively" funny physics jokes, puns, and funny pictures that have a lot of "potential" to make you and all your science-minded friends laugh!
Here are some helpful tips to decorate your home the Redneck way. It is a guarantee that your home will be the talk of the town and never boring.
To hear a vampire lament on his loneliness is to know the true meaning of nausea. How can a woman hear the perpetual whining of immortality and the simpering crap of their painful existence?
This funny how to remove girl wedgies story gives smart advice for removing them in public and relative privacy of the elevator.
Richard, Arthur, Ooni, and Whitey play out the daily struggle for survival in their country home, frequently arguing, often hissing and always loving one another in ways that stretch belief.
The Great Wall of China, Hadrian's Wall, Antonine's Wall, the Berlin Wall or .......Trump's Fence. Which has the most cachet?
Clean fresh laundry is part of the housecleaning ritual. Rebel against the clothes that keep us chained to the washing machine with these tips on how to avoid doing laundry!
In this guide, I’ll give you some background on where these cute creatures come from, how to care for them, and where you can purchase a Tribble if you’re ready to add one to your family.
This used to happen to me a lot when I lived at home and was still in school. People would complain, "You're too quiet!" Maybe I should have retorted, "Well, maybe you're too loud!" I never did, though. I just slunk away in embarrassment as...
When I was a teenager I had all the answers to everything; now that I’m in my eighth decade all I have is questions.
This is a fun page about Acronyms. NATO is an acronym formed by using the initial letter of each word in a group, but on this page we build reverse-acronyms and we start with THE word like "GIRL" and we come up with something like: G-enerally I-nteresting R-evitalizing L-ifeform. BRA for example. Ask yourself the Question: What is a BRA? B-osom R-egulating A-ccessory...
We all know how important knowing the perfect word to use at just the right time can be at those pesky family events. Don't be caught unarmed! Read here to broaden your grasp of insulting words.
The lessons we learn as children come from unusual places. Some from our parents, some from stories, some from the movies we watch. It's terrifying when Oompa Loompas arrive at your door.
You can tell if a girl doesn't like you if she sets your underwear on fire or if she urinates on your favorite football jersey. If that's not enough to give you a hint, here are a few other ways to know.
One of the biggest challenges of our life will always be getting to that gut-realization that unfairness of life may only boil down to our own frame of mind. For, there is nothing that mind cannot make better.