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5 Jokes About the Environment

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Discussing the environment can get heated, overwhelming, and downright depressing. Maybe it is time to take a break from the serious stuff about the environment.

Let’s try to get some laughs out of the planet. Here are five jokes about the environment.

Please share your own by leaving a comment at the bottom of the page.

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Joke #1

What lies between a good recycler and a bad recycler?

-Oregon!

So, it works whether you are in California or Washington—you can totally burn both states depending on where you are. I’m from Cali, but live in Seattle now…so I get the pleasure of both worlds. Yup, this joke is 100% me.

Joke #2

What are the differences between a good recycler and a bad recycler?

Good Recycler: You carefully separate your recyclables, cans, paper, and glass, before filling your recycle bins.

Bad Recycler: You give the recycle bins to the kids to use as toboggans.

Joke #3

Not That Kind of Recycling!

A woman returned home after a shopping trip, and was horrified to find her husband in bed with another, younger woman. Just as she was about to rip her husband a new one, he quickly explained the situation:

“You have to hear about how this happened. While driving home, I saw this young girl looking poor and tired, so I offered her a ride. Since she was hungry, I brought her home and fed her some of the leftovers in the refrigerator that you had forgotten about. Her shoes were worn out, so I gave her a pair of your shoes that you don’t wear because they went out of style. She got cold, so I gave her that sweater I got you for your birthday that you never wear because you don’t like the color. Her jeans were worn and full of holes, so I gave her a pair of yours that you don't fit into anymore. Then, as she was about to leave the house, she asked, ‘Is there anything else that your wife doesn't use anymore?’"

The man still can’t sit comfortably.

Joke #4

At a press conference, President George W. Bush announced that he is surprised at how quickly global warming is happening. Then one of his aides pulled him aside and explained that it was just springtime.

Joke #5

A woman called her husband during the day and asked him to pick up some organic vegetables for that night’s dinner on his way home.

The husband arrived at the store and began to search all over for organic vegetables before finally asking the produce guy where they were. The produce guy didn’t know what he was talking about, so the husband said: “These vegetables are for my wife. Have they been sprayed with poisonous chemicals?”

To which the produce guy replied, “No, sir, you will have to do that yourself.”

Comments

Lawieu on November 15, 2019:

Good

Osvaldo on November 11, 2019:

Hello good

no one on July 26, 2019:

too bad foolish

victoria h. on April 09, 2018:

AMAZING

RITA on June 05, 2017:

WE SHOULD NOT MAKE JOKES ON OUR ENVIRONMENT THAT THE GOD HAD GIVEN TO US WITHOUT ENVIRONMENT WE CAN NOT LIVE.

Shubha on June 22, 2016:

O god they are so funny

Deepali Paspule on December 12, 2014:

Boringgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg

bhavya on May 27, 2013:

wrst jokes I hv evr seen

Maree Michael Martin from Northwest Washington on an Island on February 01, 2013:

what a great idea, lighten up about the environment, pretty funny stuff!

maysa on January 21, 2013:

its so OAK WARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

guhika bhandari on December 02, 2012:

niceeeeeee thing to laugh

lolo on August 20, 2012:

stupid jokes, not very funny

LOL on May 07, 2012:

after reading these jokes I couldn't stop laughing

bobo on February 06, 2012:

these are so funny!:)

GreyBEARD on February 06, 2012:

I have returned to laugh at these hillarious mind pondering recycling jokes. You pretty much recycled my laughter :)

TEAM GB Copyright

srishti on August 08, 2011:

They are real funny! I told these in my assembly and everyone was laughing sooooo lound

Victoria Salter on July 19, 2011:

I have an enviromental joke for anyone. You may laugh at it on one condition: DO NOT tell anyone who works for/in Devon County Council. Here it is:

The Council building up new, economical buildings on the flood plains in Devon, England. They want to call this town "Cranbrook" and they are building it up now. Shame they can't "build up" their own common sense.

Laughing Maniac on July 07, 2011:

OH MY GOD THESE JOKES A TRULY HILARIOUS.

I'm also a Yamenite Jew, searching for my female gazzelle. Abosouletly funny.

Zeeshaan on July 07, 2011:

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL OMFG! LMAO!! Never laughed as much in my lifeeeee! XD

JewKid on July 07, 2011:

I'm a rare breed of Yamenite Jew.

hhhhh on July 03, 2011:

not good at all.

loli on June 15, 2011:

preety funny

babygal on June 02, 2011:

stupid and nonsense

ScatMan22 on May 12, 2011:

Just got those blues... be doobie doo be

GB+YAK on May 12, 2011:

Jolly good jokes

... on May 10, 2011:

...still not bad i think...

Yak Ordassay on May 05, 2011:

These jokes have upset Dark Odyssey, he will pwn!!!

Ghouls of Gazerus on May 05, 2011:

These jokes are dead fam... Join us and we'll defeat GreyBeard and rule the world... NUFF LOVE

s on April 30, 2011:

hooooooooooooooooo haaaaaaaaaaaaa

ZakR on April 27, 2011:

love the jokes recycling ftw lmao

Jokes are Not Funny on April 26, 2011:

Theese Jokes are Hilarious

GreyBEARD on April 26, 2011:

TOBBOGANNS!? OMG! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL ROFLLLLL!

HAHAHAH on April 26, 2011:

Sorry with a recycled 's'. I love these jokes OMFG

LOOOOOOOL

HUHUH on April 26, 2011:

THESE JOKES ARE SO FUNNY MY WILLY FELL OFF AND RECYCLED ITSELF INTO A CUNTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

akshara on October 23, 2010:

the jokes were amazing those who are saying that they are bad are unable to understand them so forget about them &keep it upppppppppppppppppppppppppppp.

sexy on October 21, 2010:

sapna if u cant motivate anyone so don't discourage him. acc.to me they were really funny. god bless & sapna improve ur mentality

sapna on October 21, 2010:

worst jokes ever heard

dr eldo on October 14, 2010:

nice jokes

Anuja on September 02, 2010:

....ha ha ha.... really funny.....gud!!

eguru on July 12, 2010:

Post more jokes please

eguru on July 12, 2010:

Nice jokes

shreya on June 08, 2010:

not dat gud.....:-(

Vanessa Procter on June 02, 2010:

Great jokes....got anymore?

nandizz on May 25, 2010:

luv ur funny jokes they realy know hw to mke me laugh out loud

ib wright on May 06, 2010:

breaking news: large air spill at offshore wind farm, lives hang in the balance!

$amantha on May 05, 2010:

Thx 4 d jokes! I'm using them in a column for jokes for a magazine competition...I hope you don't mind...

May-May waz here!!!:) on May 03, 2010:

O.K? WAT.............????

drsanjeev mandal on April 08, 2010:

nice jokes..............

lol on December 08, 2009:

these jokes are sooo weird

Allana on November 10, 2009:

luv d joke wit the husband an wife!!!

farter alan on October 22, 2009:

are you sure there jokes

214 on October 20, 2009:

hahahahahahahahahhahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TONSILL SAID JIM on September 07, 2009:

These are oddddd

Anirudd on June 17, 2009:

ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!these are funny

kephrira from Birmingham on May 05, 2009:

A couple of funny ones, thanks for making me laugh. If I think of one to add then I'll come back, but my mind is blank at the moment.

aisha on April 11, 2009:

hey i love those jokes

Neela on March 20, 2009:

weired

bubs on February 26, 2009:

2 long and some not funny.

i need jokes for 2nd year (grade 7 i think)

im using them in a speech

jake on November 09, 2008:

ok seen better

kavya on October 05, 2008:

superb

misterpm from Netherlands on June 27, 2008:

Funny! Thx!

Rashi on June 26, 2008:

they r tooo long yaar!

sdorrian from Chicago on March 13, 2008:

Thanks for these. Very funny!!

Stephanie Marshall from Bend, Oregon on March 13, 2008:

Some really great ones! Tobbogans? LOL