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How to Secrets For Dating Really Hot Guys

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Sexy is as sexy does.

Sexy is as sexy does.

Getting a Man is Easy with These Steps

Women the world over know that there are secrets to getting a guy to like you. For the first time anywhere, I’m revealing those secrets.

It is a question that women all over the world discuss: how do you get a guy to like you? Of course, getting a guy is tough sometimes, but it doesn't have to be that way. All people, guys included, know deep in their heart that when one human being connects to another, it's beautiful. And everybody wants to connect. So, getting a guy to like you need not be that hard.

I can tell you from personal experience that I've tried every one of these recommendations. I’ve melted that heart of every guy I’ve used these tricks on. They usually sit or stand there and listen intently like I am the only woman on the planet. And if they happen to leave, it's because they have to talk to somebody else. Or a car hit their dog. Or their mother went into cardiac arrest. Nobody has ever said they didn't like my methods. And yes, I'm still single, but that's because I like it that way. All I'm saying is that many guys dig me, at least for a little while.

If you want this guy to like you, learn about boats.

If you want this guy to like you, learn about boats.

Tell Him Your Life Story

Talking about your ex-boyfriends shows a guy that the past doesn’t hang you up. Also, it shows you are comfortable talking about any subject. Guys want to know what they've got to do to measure up. I usually give my first dates an Excel spreadsheet with all the relevant details about my ex-boyfriends. Good details are height, weight, and penis length. Guys like to know where they stand.

There isn't a man on earth who wants to date you who also doesn't want to know your life story. That's why he's with you, after all, to get to know you, right? So why make things a mystery? Whether you are on the first date or the second, just let him know everything about you. Make sure you talk until you can't talk anymore.

Usually four to five hours will do the trick. First, start at birth. Second, continue until the point where you sat down with him. Don't leave anything out. Nothing. No matter how long it takes. Even consider emailing him your story in novel form before the date begins. Then you can quiz him to see if he read it. You will know you've thoroughly impressed him because he will get that look in his eyes. He’ll look like somebody hit him in the head. If his eyes glaze over like that, you've won. He's yours.

Make Sure He Knows You Like Rap Music

Guys really like rap music these days. Memorize the lines from a few songs and make sure he knows you're hip by reciting them. You can even sprinkle in some stuff from those songs in your speech. Like "I bein' on the QT with the Ezee, baby." I don't know what that means, but guys like it. Mention any name that begins with "ph" because it's likely to be the name of a popular rapper. Names like Phzbit or Philbot are almost always rappers. Know your Kendrick Lamar and Lil' Nas X too.

Talk About Your Exes All the Time

Talking about your ex-boyfriends shows a guy that the past doesn’t hang you up. Also, it shows you are comfortable talking about any subject. Guys want to know what they've got to do to measure up. I usually give my first dates an Excel spreadsheet with all the relevant details about my ex-boyfriends. Good details are height, weight, and penis length. Guys like to know where they stand.

Guys like this like beer.

Guys like this like beer.

Tell Him: No Sex Until the 23rd Date

It's essential to get to know a guy before you sleep with him. Make sure you let him know how long he’ll have to wait. Moreover, you don't want him to think you're slutty. Science concludes that men do not consider women sluts if the women wait until the 23rd date to have sex. Thus, I've discovered that the 23rd date rule works really well. A guy shows determination and interest by waiting until that 24th date. Just come out and tell him right away so you can separate the contenders from the pretenders. Occasionally, I even like to let a guy get to 3rd base on the 23rd date. However, I then fake a headache just to double-check that he's in it for the long haul.

Schedule Some Meet My Mom Time

Men learn all kinds of things by meeting your mother. So, make sure you schedule a time for him to meet her as soon as possible. Sometimes it's even okay to bring your mother on the first date. Clearly, that's a good idea because it gets a crucial step out of the way. If a man likes your mother, he's going to treat you well. If he calls your mother a lying slut, he's probably not a keeper. Further, a man will know that you want him if you bring your mother along on your dates.

Always Drag Your Kids Along on Dates

There's no sense hiding the fact that you have kids from a guy unless your husband has sole custody. And anyway, sitters cost money. Just bring the kids with you on the date. He's going to have to meet them eventually anyway. Most bars and restaurants understand the demands of single parents. So just let the little monsters run around while you converse with your intended. A guy is more likely to like you if he sees that he will come first and not your kids. That's why you let them run all over the place.

Color me impressed!

Color me impressed!

Make Sure He Knows Who Comes First In Your Life: Your Dog

Guys think that when you have a dog that they can do mean things to the dog. For instance, they might kick him out of bed during sex. A guy might try to move your dog’s plate from the dining table to the floor. He might even take off his doggie sweater or put him on a leash. Things like that. A man has to know that under no circumstances will he ever be more important than your pet. I mean, guys come and go. Dogs love us forever. One way to test this is to let him sleep in your bed with your dog between you. This helps him like you more in two ways. First, he knows you're not just going to give it up without some effort. Two, he understands how much you love your dog.

Buy a Ferret

All men love ferrets. Just buy one. Do it now!

Make Him Go Shopping with You

Yes, I know. Men don't like to shop. But this is how you know they're serious about you. A man who will shop for tampons with you is a definite keeper. So, make him shop for tampons and other female hygiene products. It’s a good test. If a man will go on a second date with you after shopping for tampons, he’s a good due.

Three Words: Quilting, Quilting and Quilting

I've actually found that about 1 in 15 guys really like quilting. You've got to test these guys. If they're not going to put up with a little quilting, imagine what else they won't put up with.

Call Him at Least Three Times a Day

All people, whether man or woman, wants to know whether you like them or not. Calling three times a day, which is my rule, signals my interest. I mean, some people can become uninterested in you within minutes. Thus, if you call at least three times a day, they won't forget about you.

Make Fun of His Car

One of the most important things men look for in a woman is a sense of humor. Consequently, you have to prove early on that you know how to crack a joke. Making fun of a man's car not only shows you can joke around, but it also tests their resolve. If they're too sensitive, you'll know right away. Say something like: "God, could you not afford a moped?" or "My grandma drives one of those."

Never Wear Deodorant

It's really important to a man that a woman smell good and there's nothing more erotic than your natural odor. If you schedule that first date, try going three or four days without a shower and then show up. You'll know instantly whether or not that chemistry is there, and nothing is more important than chemistry. If you have it, it's like magic.

© 2011 Sychophantastic


Faith 1998 on February 05, 2012:

I couldn't stop laughing. I really hope this a joke. xD

pearpandas from Vancouver on November 28, 2011:

Lol... brightened my day. Men definitely like rap music lol.

DK from London on November 27, 2011:

Buy a ferret is a personal favourite. Although now I come to believe you're in the ferret market. This was just a ferret related advert, how used I feel :(

TropicalSnowAngel from Orlando, FL on November 27, 2011:

I love this!!! The best part is that I know a good number of people who've pulled some of these on men. I've always said I'd never subject my boyfriend to shopping with me.

John Null on October 30, 2011:

I didn't realize this was a joke for a second and was about to say "What the hell?? This stuff all sucks", but no, nevermind. Jajajajaja!

naturalsolutions on September 13, 2011:

What a beautiful hub. It is not just getting a guy but choosing the best guy. I'm am so impressed, you were right Making Fun of His Car is really important a girl who knows to crack a joke or has a great speech talent and vocally funny is more attractive.

leann2800 on August 12, 2011:

Sniff* I will always be alone. I can't give up my deodorant. I am addicted. ...sigh*

Avory Shell on July 05, 2011:

Great advice(; You make everything sound so convincing!

TheScarletPlague from Florida on July 04, 2011:

I love satires ^.^

clintonb from Adelaide, Australia on June 30, 2011:

Wow..like seriously? :P

Anactualman on June 27, 2011:

You see this? I mean, this WHOLE thing. Just look at it, and then reverse each and everyone one of them. I'm a guy and only ONE of these applies to me, and I assure you I'm one of a few that it does apply to. 12 of the 13 are seriously TERRIBLE. The title is 13 ways to get a guy to like you. Trying to find out if he is "a keeper" is not how to get him to like you.

Erin Bower from Georgia on June 24, 2011:

Ha! You tricked me on this one. I thought it was going to be some serious tips, but I should've known with you. Thanks for, once again, entertaining me with splitting sides!

Laurel Rogers from Bishop, Ca on June 16, 2011:

Damn! I took a shower and had no kids to take on that date-and what do you know? He was out the door, just like that.

I think next time I'll rent some kids or something...

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