The Science of Laughter and 10 Jokes to Make You Smile and Happy
The article is written in response to Brenda's word prompt for week 54, 'happy.' The article explains the science of laughter and includes 10 jokes to brighten your day. Enjoy!
A Hilarious Attempt to Identify the Next Crypto - HWN
A hilarious attempt to identify the next big investment opportunity after cryptocurrencies.
How Shopping at Target Ruined My Self-Esteem and Crushed My Soul.
A sequel to "The Night the Hillbillies Landed, my 1 AM trip to Walmart". This trip to Target was just as bad.
Fine I'll Read It!: The Lord of the Rings Trilogy (Satire)
A bunch of nerdy old books by some British dude.
What Senior Women Do for Fun! (Hint: Travel, Anyone?)
Senior American women have sent me over 1,700 of their photographs and written profiles, in their internet dating and pen-pal efforts. What do senior women engage in for fun and, perhaps surprisingly, what they rarely - or apparently never - seem to do. What activities do senior women love to do?
You Can Play Telephone Tag With Your Bank and Earn $201!
How a troublesome problem with my bank turned into a financial windfall. I engaged in 'telephone tag' with my bank and I won $201 ... and a free farm tractor! You could win money, too!
10 organic items to help you feel better about life
If you are going organic it can be stressful to not be completely surrounded by things that aren't organic. Here are a few things you can add to your life to help you maintain your organic lifestyle.
The Tale of the Phallic Hoodlum of Moss Creek Apartments
A little tale inspired by recent events at Moss Creek Apartments in Garden Grove, California. The bandit came, they defaced my car, and the havoc they caused reverberated across the entire globe changing it forever.
Aunt Em's Whacky Advice for Getting Along with Non-Pet Lovers
Pets make us laugh- that is until they get in the way of our neighbours. Aunt Em dishes out advice for getting along with them if they are non-pet lovers. If you are wise....you'd do the opposite of what she says!
Kittens are Toddlers with Fur: A Funny Look at How the Two are More Alike than you Think!
A funny look at how cats and kids are alike, yet strangely different.
What Does 'God Bless,' 'Bless You,' And 'Proud of You, Man,' Really Mean?
Learning is not just received insdie a classroom.
My Wife's Fiendish Plot to Kill Me
It's surprising what kind of recipes a vegan will slip to her carnivore husband. I took this for being an experiment in slow cooking, which turned into a robust tasting meal with very cheap ingredients. All you need is a crockpot that will cook low and slow for eight hours. This is not health food.
Dear Andy Advice Column: Andy Answers More Personal Questions
Dear Andy is an advice column, pun style. Today, he answers more personal questions his readers have asked about his private life. It is chock full of Andy trivia, the Beatles puns woven throughout.
Dear Andy Advice Column Answers Personal Questions by Readers
If you've always wanted to know Dear Andy better, this is the time to learn about him. He answers personal questions asked by people who write in.
5 Hilarious Truths I Learned by Staying Home During Social Distancing
My quality time with my husband and my pets has increased substantially by being home all day every day. I have been married to my husband for 30 years. Yet, by being home during this time, I have learned things about him -- and my pets -- I never knew.
Somewhere In Left Field
Recess. Third grade. This was serious stuff. Careers were made, reputations lost at recess. One day, one play. That was all it took to go from hero to zero. "Harold has the measles", they said. "You're in left field. Don't screw it up" In the back of my mind I knew Mary Kay was watching!