I Would Walk 500 Miles for Pokemon Parody

Updated on August 19, 2016
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I love to write, I have been writing and journaling since I was very young, and I especially enjoy short stories, parodies and poetry.

Oh well I was just about to go outside
Oh well I was just about to go outside | Source
Pidgey where you least expect it!
Pidgey where you least expect it! | Source
I would walk or ride 1000 miles or more for the BulbaSauron
I would walk or ride 1000 miles or more for the BulbaSauron
To find Starmie, or catch a lot of Staryu?
To find Starmie, or catch a lot of Staryu? | Source

When I wake up

I’m gonna head out to the streets,

I’m gonna be the one that gets to catch Raichu!

When I go out,

Well I know I’m gonna see,

Many others on Pokemon Go too.

If I get Muk, though I’ll find only Pidgeys

I’m going to use up my berries, I bet you

With my Haunter I will defeat your gym,

I’m gonna be the one who’s gonna rival you.


‘Cos I would walk 500 miles with eggs in the incubator

Just to be the one who’d walk the 500 miles for that Bulbasaur


When I’m working, I’m not catching Caterpie,

but I’m gonna be the one who’s working hard it’s true

For the money, cos for the work I do, I want to enjoy my life too

When I come home, you’ll know just where I’ll be,

I’m gonna be the one that’s looking for that Gloom.

When it grows, you know what it’s gonna be, ‘cos you’re a fan like me, a Vileplume!


But I would walk 500 miles and I would walk 500 more

Just to be the one who’d walk a thousand miles for that Ivysaur

Da da lat da (Da da lat da)
Da da lat da (Da da lat da)
... etc. x2


When I’m lonely, I’m gonna go and catch Starmie

Or use all my candies for Staryu

When I’m leaving, I’m keeping my eyes peeled,

Responsibility, is good for you.

When I go out, I hope to find a Butterfree,

And I just have to find that Pikachu

And when I come home, there’s eggs there for me

I wanna go and hatch ‘em all - I do

I’m gonna catch them all -it’s true!


I would walk 500 miles and I would walk 500 more

Just to be the one who’d walk 1000 miles for that Venasaur

Da da lat da (Da da lat da)
Da da lat da (Da da lat da)
... etc. x2

Extra verse:
(When I’m lonely you know I’m gonna see, others just like me,

maybe even you

When we’re meeting, we will discuss our teams,

our battle strategies, and points of view.

When I go out, I’m getting off my feet, gaining authority of my issues.

When I come home, I feel a little more at ease just for being me, it’s true.

Nintendo, and Niantec, thank you!


But I would walk 500 miles with eggs in the incubator

Just to be the one who’d walk 500 miles to catch Exeggutor

Rattatata! (Rattatata)

Rattatata! (Rattatata)

(etc)

A Parody of This Legendary Song by the Proclaimers

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