I Would Walk 500 Miles for Pokemon Parody

Updated on August 19, 2016
Davorunner profile image

I love to write, I have been writing and journaling since I was very young, and I especially enjoy short stories, parodies and poetry.

Oh well I was just about to go outside
Oh well I was just about to go outside | Source
Pidgey where you least expect it!
Pidgey where you least expect it! | Source
I would walk or ride 1000 miles or more for the BulbaSauron
I would walk or ride 1000 miles or more for the BulbaSauron
To find Starmie, or catch a lot of Staryu?
To find Starmie, or catch a lot of Staryu? | Source

When I wake up

I’m gonna head out to the streets,

I’m gonna be the one that gets to catch Raichu!

When I go out,

Well I know I’m gonna see,

Many others on Pokemon Go too.

If I get Muk, though I’ll find only Pidgeys

I’m going to use up my berries, I bet you

With my Haunter I will defeat your gym,

I’m gonna be the one who’s gonna rival you.


‘Cos I would walk 500 miles with eggs in the incubator

Just to be the one who’d walk the 500 miles for that Bulbasaur


When I’m working, I’m not catching Caterpie,

but I’m gonna be the one who’s working hard it’s true

For the money, cos for the work I do, I want to enjoy my life too

When I come home, you’ll know just where I’ll be,

I’m gonna be the one that’s looking for that Gloom.

When it grows, you know what it’s gonna be, ‘cos you’re a fan like me, a Vileplume!


But I would walk 500 miles and I would walk 500 more

Just to be the one who’d walk a thousand miles for that Ivysaur

Da da lat da (Da da lat da)
Da da lat da (Da da lat da)
... etc. x2


When I’m lonely, I’m gonna go and catch Starmie

Or use all my candies for Staryu

When I’m leaving, I’m keeping my eyes peeled,

Responsibility, is good for you.

When I go out, I hope to find a Butterfree,

And I just have to find that Pikachu

And when I come home, there’s eggs there for me

I wanna go and hatch ‘em all - I do

I’m gonna catch them all -it’s true!


I would walk 500 miles and I would walk 500 more

Just to be the one who’d walk 1000 miles for that Venasaur

Da da lat da (Da da lat da)
Da da lat da (Da da lat da)
... etc. x2

Extra verse:
(When I’m lonely you know I’m gonna see, others just like me,

maybe even you

When we’re meeting, we will discuss our teams,

our battle strategies, and points of view.

When I go out, I’m getting off my feet, gaining authority of my issues.

When I come home, I feel a little more at ease just for being me, it’s true.

Nintendo, and Niantec, thank you!


But I would walk 500 miles with eggs in the incubator

Just to be the one who’d walk 500 miles to catch Exeggutor

Rattatata! (Rattatata)

Rattatata! (Rattatata)

(etc)

A Parody of This Legendary Song by the Proclaimers

Which team are you on?

See results

Comments

    0 of 8192 characters used
    Post Comment

    No comments yet.

    working

    This website uses cookies

    As a user in the EEA, your approval is needed on a few things. To provide a better website experience, letterpile.com uses cookies (and other similar technologies) and may collect, process, and share personal data. Please choose which areas of our service you consent to our doing so.

    For more information on managing or withdrawing consents and how we handle data, visit our Privacy Policy at: https://letterpile.com/privacy-policy#gdpr

    Show Details
    Necessary
    HubPages Device IDThis is used to identify particular browsers or devices when the access the service, and is used for security reasons.
    LoginThis is necessary to sign in to the HubPages Service.
    Google RecaptchaThis is used to prevent bots and spam. (Privacy Policy)
    AkismetThis is used to detect comment spam. (Privacy Policy)
    HubPages Google AnalyticsThis is used to provide data on traffic to our website, all personally identifyable data is anonymized. (Privacy Policy)
    HubPages Traffic PixelThis is used to collect data on traffic to articles and other pages on our site. Unless you are signed in to a HubPages account, all personally identifiable information is anonymized.
    Amazon Web ServicesThis is a cloud services platform that we used to host our service. (Privacy Policy)
    CloudflareThis is a cloud CDN service that we use to efficiently deliver files required for our service to operate such as javascript, cascading style sheets, images, and videos. (Privacy Policy)
    Google Hosted LibrariesJavascript software libraries such as jQuery are loaded at endpoints on the googleapis.com or gstatic.com domains, for performance and efficiency reasons. (Privacy Policy)
    Features
    Google Custom SearchThis is feature allows you to search the site. (Privacy Policy)
    Google MapsSome articles have Google Maps embedded in them. (Privacy Policy)
    Google ChartsThis is used to display charts and graphs on articles and the author center. (Privacy Policy)
    Google AdSense Host APIThis service allows you to sign up for or associate a Google AdSense account with HubPages, so that you can earn money from ads on your articles. No data is shared unless you engage with this feature. (Privacy Policy)
    Google YouTubeSome articles have YouTube videos embedded in them. (Privacy Policy)
    VimeoSome articles have Vimeo videos embedded in them. (Privacy Policy)
    PaypalThis is used for a registered author who enrolls in the HubPages Earnings program and requests to be paid via PayPal. No data is shared with Paypal unless you engage with this feature. (Privacy Policy)
    Facebook LoginYou can use this to streamline signing up for, or signing in to your Hubpages account. No data is shared with Facebook unless you engage with this feature. (Privacy Policy)
    MavenThis supports the Maven widget and search functionality. (Privacy Policy)
    Marketing
    Google AdSenseThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    Google DoubleClickGoogle provides ad serving technology and runs an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    Index ExchangeThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    SovrnThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    Facebook AdsThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    Amazon Unified Ad MarketplaceThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    AppNexusThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    OpenxThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    Rubicon ProjectThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    TripleLiftThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    Say MediaWe partner with Say Media to deliver ad campaigns on our sites. (Privacy Policy)
    Remarketing PixelsWe may use remarketing pixels from advertising networks such as Google AdWords, Bing Ads, and Facebook in order to advertise the HubPages Service to people that have visited our sites.
    Conversion Tracking PixelsWe may use conversion tracking pixels from advertising networks such as Google AdWords, Bing Ads, and Facebook in order to identify when an advertisement has successfully resulted in the desired action, such as signing up for the HubPages Service or publishing an article on the HubPages Service.
    Statistics
    Author Google AnalyticsThis is used to provide traffic data and reports to the authors of articles on the HubPages Service. (Privacy Policy)
    ComscoreComScore is a media measurement and analytics company providing marketing data and analytics to enterprises, media and advertising agencies, and publishers. Non-consent will result in ComScore only processing obfuscated personal data. (Privacy Policy)
    Amazon Tracking PixelSome articles display amazon products as part of the Amazon Affiliate program, this pixel provides traffic statistics for those products (Privacy Policy)