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Where am I supposed to be? (A Salmon Run parody)

Updated on September 29, 2017


Where am I supposed to be now?!?

Stick together!

And we can get those eggs much better!


Oh what’s with this? Why’d I get this weapon?!?

It’s not what I asked for!

Don’t know if I’m ready or the pay grade I’m on

But I’ll give it my all!


I don’t wanna get splat, I want Grizz to pay me!

This is the way the Salmon made me!

Better come ink, yeah better come save me

This is my luck, what Grizz just gave me,
with this weapon I need more training!

My teammates must think I’m crazy


Tell me, tell me where I’m supposed to be now?

I’m Go-Getter

I get so lost in this foggy weather!

Can’t see now

Just can’t help my team

When I try and swim this way,

Where am I supposed to be now?

Where am I supposed to be?


As hard as I’m tryin’ every time,

Our time it draws near

Getting so close I can taste the hope

But I still feel the fear


I don’t wanna get splat, I want Grizz to pay me!

This is the way the Salmon made me!

Better come ink, yeah better come save me

This is my luck, what Grizz just gave me,
with this weapon I need more training!

My teammates must think I’m crazy


Tell me where I’m supposed to be now?

I’m Go-Getter

I get so lost in this foggy weather!

Can’t see now

Just can’t help my team

Will you indicate for me?

Where am I supposed to be now?


For years I’ll fight off salmon

It’s tearing me apart,

They just want to roam

And now

‘cos of Grizzco

We won’t let them go

Through tears,

It’s kind of sad, you know,

Those eggs aren’t ours to start

We take them as our own

For Grizz

And partly ourselves,

For fancy gear to show


Tell me who am I supposed to be now

This is messed up!

We’re paid to get these eggs together!

It’s weird now

I’m over thinking, but,

When my ink is sprayed

Who am I supposed to be, yeah?
Tell me who I’m supposed to be?

This is the song I am parodying here!

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