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Revising Famous One-Liners.

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I attend the University of The Living. All my education comes from first-hand experience's life throws my way.

Hear Ye! Hear Ye!

Thy day hast fell upon thee with a creation from a stranged imagination. A lady has taken famous one liner's and revised them into her own thought-provoking quotes. May this day not be shamed, but instead looked upon gracefully as though another poet of kinds has stepped down from the birthing rack of uniqueness. Embrace this lady, and do not chastise her for having a way to rebuild character for herself, while riding the skirt-tales of the most amazing. Go, knowing that thy lady caused no ill upon the originals as she sank deep into re-creating a journey into the realities of her own happenings in life. Accept the revised as a story within her own world, or from the depths of her child-like hell raisings.

Onward. Unless we sit in waiting. Nah! I say unto thee. Let no boredom fall upon us. Onward, indeed.

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Famous One Liner's Revisited

"Friends are like melons; shall I tell you why? To find one good you must a hundred try." - Claude Mermet

If looking upon my friend as a melon, I must be wondering her bra size. - Me

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"Laughter is not a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is the best ending for one." - Oscar Wilde

If a friendship must come to an end while one is in laughter, then may I never laugh again as to not lose this amazing friend. - Me

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"When friends ask there is no tomorrow." - Proverb

No tomorrow shall come upon a friend who asks a friend for too much. - Me

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"What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies." - Aristotle

If a friendship is consumed in co-dependency, they will become as one. - Me

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"I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship." - Humphery Bogart

A beautiful friendship is born naturally with grace before there ever was a beginning. - Me

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"It is better to be in chains with friends than in a garden with strangers." - Persian Proverb

May no friend be bound with me in chains, as then I may have no one to help me out. - Me

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"Instead of loving your enemies, treat your friends a little better." - Edgar W. Howe

Love your friends while treating enemies with a turned cheek. - Me

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"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much." - Oscar Wilde

Never tell someone to forgive an enemy, as that annoys the angered one. - Me

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"It is chance that makes brothers, but hearts that make friend." - Anonymous

It is blood that makes us sisters, but hearts that makes us friends. - Me

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"The only rose without thorns is a friendship." - Madeleine De Scudery

The only thorn-less thing on earth, is air. - Me

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"You can choose your friends, but you can't choose your relatives." - Charlie Brown

You can decide if a relative is worthy of your friendship, regardless of your blood linage. - Me

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"A friend in need, is a friend indeed." - English Proverb

A friend in need is a broke friend indeed. - Me

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"Friendship is love without his wings." - Lord Byron

Cupid is an idiot. - Me

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"Chance makes our parents, but choice makes our friends." - Jacques Delille

No chance to the parent who can not be unto me as a good friend. - Me

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"The child alone is the true democrat; to him only is everyone he meets a friend." - Anonymous

Hath though not met a republican child who sees the democrat also as a friend? - Me

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"One can do without people, but one has need of a friend." - Chinese Proverb

Is a friend born of a different species than those known as people? - Me

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"Friendship is simply loving agreement in all life's questions". - Cicero

My agreements are letting me down, as life's questions has yet to be answered. - Me

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"Be slow in choosing a friend, slower in changing." - Benjamin Franklin

Wiseness comes in a select few known as friends, but changing of the seasons should be rushed into if the leaves are wilted in sickness. - Me

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"To accept a favor from a friend is to confer one." - John Collins

Accepting a favor from a friend is merely you being drawn into their dilemma. - Me

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"True friendship is like sound health, the value of it is seldom known until it be lost." - Charles Caleb Colton

If a lost friendship can happen during the greatest of health, then a friendship no one had. - Me

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"God evidently does not intend us all to be rich, or powerful or great, but he does intend us all to be friends." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

God then surely did not have had a friend who slept with her husband while coming up with this concept. - Me

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"Little friends may prove great friends." - Aesop

If I have a little friends, they must still be at the gym." - Me

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"There are three faithful friends - An old wife, an old dog, and ready money." - Benjamin Franklin

There is nothing you will keep as friends if you call your wife an old one as she will then take the dog and together they will eat your ready money." - Me

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