The End of the Road - The Story of My Trusty Sidekick, Oscar the Coleman Cooler

My sidekick Oscar - the Coleman Cooler
My sidekick Oscar - the Coleman Cooler | Source

The other day my husband and I decided to clean up our "junk room". You know, that room in the basement where everything gets lost once it gets put there. We haven't cleaned it since we moved 4 years ago so it was a big chore.

Armed with a box of trash bags and ready to purge, we worked our way from one end of the room to the other. Keepsakes were consolidated, empty boxes were piled high, and tough decisions were made about what to keep and what to throw out. Quick work was made that day and we held no prisoners. If we hadn't used it in a few years and it held no sentimental value or wasn't needed for the house then it was gone.

As we made our way through stacks of bins and boxes we came across it. There, sitting dusty and dejected, behind the overflowing box of Christmas ornaments and under a stack of old camping blankets, was my Oscar Coleman Cooler. "Oscar!" I exclaimed! Finding Oscar put me in a quandary. Here was an item that, at first glance, fit the category of "throw it out". We hadn't used it in a while, it didn't work anymore and, according to my husband, couldn't possibly hold any sentimental value. Thrown into our trash pile, Oscar looked lonely and I started reminiscing.

I've had "Oscar" a very long time...since the mid 1980s. I haven't used him (yes, I'm referring to the cooler as "him") in a while. He's pretty stained on the inside and his kelly green top falls off, even with the handle locking it in place. Food hasn't stayed cool in Oscar for a long time. I can't remember a time in my teenage and adult years that I haven't had Oscar. He's been by my side through thick and thin and in happy and sad times.

Oscar is my sidekick and this is his story.

Oscar's early years

I got Oscar when I was in my teens. My best friend's family had invited me to go with them to the Mall in Washington DC for the fourth of July festivities. It was going to be an all day affair in the blazing sun. The Beach Boys were playing and the fireworks promised to be amazing. Needing something to carry my drinks and food in, my parents brought Oscar home from the store for me. He was bright and shiny and ready to help keep me cool in the 90 plus degree weather. Off I went, with Oscar in hand, but not before my mother made me write my name in big 5 inch letters on one side with permanent marker. Seriously Mom?! What were you thinking? Well, I can vouch for permanent markers because my name is still emblazened on Oscar's side for all to see and my mom was right...Oscar got lost a couple of times, but was always found because my name was on him.

I took Oscar with me that 4th of July and for many others to come. He was by my side at every summer outing, keeping drinks and food at a safe temperature. He came with me when a friend and I camped out for the rock band The Who tickets at the now long gone Capital Centre in Landover Maryland. Boy that was a good time, although I still can't believe my parents let me do that. What were they thinking?

There was no question that Oscar would be by my side when I headed south to college. He came home with me on every break and rode back to school in the front seat so I had easy access to one of the homemade goodies my mom had packed in him so lovingly. My college buddies thought it was great. Nobody had a cooler in the dorms so I ended up being the go to girl when we went off to campus concerts and parties. Not only did he keep our beverages icy cold and do double duty as a handy seat, his top could be flipped over to reveal two cup holders. Very cool! With that bright green top and my name on the side, he was always easy to find if the crowd got too rowdy and we got separated.

An outdoor concert
An outdoor concert | Source

Oscar's middle years

I found a job in New York City when I graduated college. It was an exciting and scary time in my life and I set off on this new journey with mixed emotions. My parents took me down to Union Station in Washington DC and put me on a New York City bound Amtrak train. I had one duffle bag crammed full of clothes, a backpack with various necessities, my purse and Oscar, filled, yet again, with homemade goodies from my mom. With no place to live and not much money, I stayed in a sad seedy hotel until I could find an apartment. Oscar was my refrigerator in those early New York City days and when I finally found a dingy basement studio apartment I could afford, Oscar doubled as a chair and was my only piece of furniture until il I was able to get a few things. When I would go in search of the perfect tan, he'd sear in the sun in Central Park keeping my sodas cold.

5 years later we packed up and headed down the road and back to my roots in the DC area. Oscar began to get pushed further back in my closet, only coming out for an occasional adventure. He'd come with me to the beach every summer and the odd picnic or canoe trip. I was more successful then. I'd bought an apartment, worked 60 hours a week and didn't really have the down time I used to have. Life went on as they say.

Once I got married, Oscar was used less and less. My husband had a big fancy cooler and we only brought out Oscar when we needed more room or if we only needed a few drinks for a long car ride.

For a little while Oscar enjoyed resurgence in popularity. It was about 9 years ago when my mother fell ill with sepsis. She was really sick and touch and go for a while but she muscled through. Once she was home from the hospital, still frail and sickly, I would pack Oscar full of fresh fruit and homemade goodies and make the hour long trip to visit her. We even laughed about the times she would pack Oscar full of her homemade goodies for me when I went off on my journeys.

What should I do with Oscar?

  • Keep him
  • Toss him
  • It's a cooler, who cares
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Oscar's sunset

Oscar has been as far north as Maine, as far south as Florida and as far west as Michigan. He's been a beach bum, a camper and he's seen many rock concerts. He's been on too many picnics to count, carrying food and drink wherever it needed to go. When my daughter was a baby, he'd carry her formula on our road trips. He's been with me as long as I can remember.

Oscar doesn't carry much anymore. Years of use as a seat has made his top so lose so that it falls off when you carry him and makes it impossible for him to keep things cool.

When my husband and I started the day determined to clean out our junk room I hadn't taken Oscar into account. We started to take those piles of unwanted things to the garage for the next trash pickup. Oscar went up too, but I haven't had the nerve to put him in the garbage can. I'm not really even sure I will. Right now he's sitting in the hallway patiently waiting. Maybe I'll find a hidden corner somewhere in the house and tuck him away for a little while longer. Maybe I'll throw him out next week. Who knows, he may even have another journey in him. I think I'll decide tomorrow.

© 2012 Glimmer Twin Fan

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billybuc 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

Oscar served you well and hopefully, now, he (she) is in cooler heaven enjoying a tall, cold one! Fun hub!

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Glimmer Twin Fan 4 years ago Author

Thanks billybuc!

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Jackie Lynnley 4 years ago from The Beautiful South

Very informative and interesting. I have a few that need to go to heaven..or somewhere.

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Glimmer Twin Fan 4 years ago Author

Thanks Jackie!

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Janine Huldie 4 years ago from New York, New York

I am usually a throw it away if you don't use it kind of girl, but after reading your story, I would have to say you need to keep Oscar. He has been through too much with you and just for sentimental reasons, I would keep him. Just my opinion, but felt I needed to give my 2 cents here. Voted up and shared too.

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Glimmer Twin Fan 4 years ago Author

Thanks so much Janine! I appreciate it. Right now I am keeping him too!

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Jeannieinabottle 4 years ago from Baltimore, MD

Oscar looks pretty nice, if you ask me. I'll bet you could store plastic bottles in Oscar or perhaps use the cooler in some other way. I think he is a keeper. Fun hub and voted up!

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Glimmer Twin Fan 4 years ago Author

He's still here. Thanks for the comments.

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B Lucy 4 years ago from Podunk, Virginia

LOVE this!!!

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Glimmer Twin Fan 4 years ago Author

Thanks B Lucy! I appreciate the comment.

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Fennelseed 4 years ago from Australia

I voted you keep Oscar, why? well I have an Coleman Oscar too, and our Oscar has a very checkered history from his beginning in the early 80's. Mostly used in those days as a very important part of me delivering the daily smoko (morning tea) out paddock to my then farmer husband, especially when our children were helping out as farmhands during the school holidays and yes Oscar would provide extra seating out the paddock when it was time to sit and enjoy a cuppa!! But many, many outside concerts, camping trips, fireworks shows, and visits to family later, Oscar still serves us well, albeit without his handle!! Instead of carrying him easliy with one hand, he is now lovingly carried on hip with arm wrapped around him should he fall and spill his contents!!! Oh, boy we do get attached to things don't we!!! But then better our Oscars are loved than put into landfill!!

Great hub, I related all the way - Long live our Oscars!!!

All my good votes and sharing!!

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truthfornow 4 years ago from New Orleans, LA

Nice story about Oscar. What a great companion.

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Glimmer Twin Fan 4 years ago Author

Thanks fennelseed! I'm glad you still have your Oscar. Mine has found a new spot in our basement. He's not going anywhere soon.

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Glimmer Twin Fan 4 years ago Author

Thanks truth! I'm glad you enjoyed it.

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rajan jolly 4 years ago from From Mumbai, presently in Jalandhar,INDIA.

Very interesting story of Oscars association with you. True some things make us reminisce about good old times.

Enjoyed reading it. Voted up and interesting.

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Glimmer Twin Fan 4 years ago Author

Thanks so much rajan. I still have not gotten rid of Oscar. I probably never will. It is interesting how certain things make us remember special times. I'm glad you enjoyed it.

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Heather Says 4 years ago from Buckeye, Arizona

We had the same exact ice chest growing up. In fact, I think my mom might still even have it. We took it everywhere-- The Everglades, Yellowstone, Mount Rushmore, the Badlands, Devil's Tower, and many more. Your picture just reminded me of so many great family vacation memories. Great hub. :)

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Glimmer Twin Fan 4 years ago Author

I'm glad your mom still has the cooler and I'm really glad my hub brought back memories for you. Thanks for commenting!

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FreezeFrame34 3 years ago from Charleston SC

Interesting read! I vote to keep Oscar too!

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Glimmer Twin Fan 3 years ago Author

Thanks FreezeFrame! I still have him around. :-)

CThompson 17 months ago

I just inheriated an oscar from my great aubt who got hers in the 70's, and where she went he went. I loved seeing what was inside when she visited me as a child and into college. I would say it's a keep as I've kept hers and he's still my best travel companion. He stays shut and still keeps cool even after all this time.

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Glimmer Twin Fan 17 months ago Author

Hi CThompson - I still have Oscar in the basement and we still use it from time to time. I just can't get rid of him yet. Thanks for reading and leaving such a great comment.

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Kristen Howe 16 months ago from Northeast Ohio

What a great tribute to your cooler, Glimmer. Very charming and interesting. Voted up!

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Glimmer Twin Fan 16 months ago Author

Thanks Kristen - It was fun to write and remember all these things.

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Kristen Howe 16 months ago from Northeast Ohio

You're welcome. It had a hint of humor as well. :-)

Mary A 16 months ago

My mom's Oscar finally sprung a leak in the lid and I threw it out. Oops!

I later found that the lid could be replaced. That was while I was searching for one just like it—speaking of attached. That's also how I came to your article!

I did find the exact colors I needed in a wear-free cooler online. Whew! Coolers come and go, but Oscar is perfectly behaved.

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Glimmer Twin Fan 16 months ago Author

Hi Mary A - Interesting that you came across this article when looking for a cooler lid! That's so fun. I didn't know that one could buy replacement lids for an Oscar cooler. Thanks for reading and commenting!

David M 4 months ago

I came across a review for Yeti coolers. Real nice , bear proof , but $500 ! So i thought about my cooler and internet searched. I have a Coleman Oscar cooler purchased over 30 years ago . Like yours , it was 2 piece , until the top was left behind in a grocery store …. . Went back and inquired …. never showed up : ( It’s been to east and west coasts – California etc. I still use the cooler without the top for grocery shopping. It paid for itself many times over and doesn’t owe me anything.

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Glimmer Twin Fan 4 months ago Author

Love the last line that you wrote and it's so true. I wrote this a few years ago and the cooler is still in my basement and used from time to time. Doubt I'll ever get rid of it.

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