Snotty-Nosed Kid

Updated on August 31, 2017

Snotty-nosed kid charged another dime drink to his father,

What, he thinks money grows on trees, why even bother?

There's that kid again, chewing up all the gum in my store,

Hope he doesn't spit out that stuff on my new-cleaned floor.

Snotty-nosed kid, his daddy got fired from his old job,

Hope he moves away, never comes back another day.

His daddy got a new, better job, is now making money,

That kid's so ugly, eyeglasses sure make him look funny.

The coach said he wished he had a dozen just like him,

The kid up and broke his leg at football practice today.

He's running around the field trying to get his wind back,

Getting scouted by big name colleges, to watch him play.

Snotty-nosed kid, went and got his back broken bad,

Seems that football is sure not the game for this lad.

Washed up and no place to go, all that running done,

Can't keep up a snail's pace, I'd bet on it just for fun.

Snotty-nosed kid graduated from high school today,

Said he was going off to college, I'll bet just to play.

His father told me later he graduated, now a teacher,

Funny though, he would have made a good preacher.

The kid made the dean's list and got another degree,

I just can't understand how he did it, for the life of me.

Snotty-nosed kid, working on his doctorate right now,

Tell me one thing, how did the kid do it, tell me how?


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    • whonunuwho profile imageAUTHOR


      2 years ago from United States

      Thanks for your support my friend. Many blessings to all. whonu

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      Terrie Lynn 

      2 years ago from Canada

      Hi Who nu. I love it. We really don't know how anyone will turn out. I know many who lives are nothing like they thought they would be. Myself included in that. Thank you again for wriying here. I love your work.

    • whonunuwho profile imageAUTHOR


      3 years ago from United States

      Yes, my friend. I'm one who really lucked out. I know the good Lord was watching over me. Blessings to all. whonu

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      Dianna Mendez 

      3 years ago

      It is surprising how many people we knew in grade school turned out to successful in their own way. Good poem.

    • whonunuwho profile imageAUTHOR


      3 years ago from United States

      Thank you and blessings. whonu

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 

      3 years ago from Daytona Beach, Florida

      Truly an inspiring poem.

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      Dora Weithers 

      3 years ago from The Caribbean

      Many surprises because we are limited in our understanding of hidden potential. Thank God, He gives great gifts to Snotty-nosed kids too.

    • whonunuwho profile imageAUTHOR


      3 years ago from United States

      Thank you for your kind words, my friend. whonu

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      Tijani Achamlal 

      3 years ago from Morocco

      Amazing and well-written .

    • whonunuwho profile imageAUTHOR


      3 years ago from United States

      Thank you, my friend. All the best to you and yours. Blessings. whonu

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      3 years ago

      Your poem is inspiring. Reminding us that what seems a wrong turn in life can actually be the best fit to grow known or hidden talents. Life can work out in backhanded ways. All the best to you whonu.

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      Shyron E Shenko 

      3 years ago from Texas

      Very good whonu. very interesting.

      Blessings my friend.

    • whonunuwho profile imageAUTHOR


      3 years ago from United States

      Thanks, Eric. whonu

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      Eric Dierker 

      3 years ago from Spring Valley, CA. U.S.A.

      Great job

    • whonunuwho profile imageAUTHOR


      3 years ago from United States

      Thank you for your nice review, my friend. Writing poetry can be fun. Give it a try. Blessings. whonu

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      Louise Powles 

      3 years ago from Norfolk, England

      That's a great poem. I wish I could write poems, perhaps I should try!


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