Original Girl Scout Cookie Recipe
Presented to the masses at large
With an air of wannabe Grace Kelly sophistication
And Katharine Hepburn rebellious mystery
What lies beneath an all too common mix
Of fear and anxiety laced with a sugar icing of naivety
Trusting one day that the ideal buyer
Will overlook the obvious cracks in the pavement
And ignore the misconception of being above it all
Nose curved up like a phony Hollywood snob
Too good to hang with the James Dean types
Who flip the proverbial bird to authority
Just the opposite of Page Six's perception
Hands shaking like the San Andreas fault
Wondering when the curtain will be pulled back
Exposed for being nothing but an awkward couch slug
Preferring the comfort of paperback fiction
To the cold hard reality of being slapped into submission
Tried very hard to take a sledgehammer to the mold
Sadly, that cast iron model harder to break than once thought
Won't stop trying to smash it though
Just need something stronger
Got any suggestions?
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