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Mother-in-Law's Dinner

Molly writes under the pen name M. Allman. If you would like to read more of her work, you can find her books on Amazon Kindle.

Prehistoric turkey
covered in an iceberg
of freezer burn. Who knows how
long it's been in that freezer? I'm frightened.
I don't want food poisoning again!
I pray for a
way out.

Slimy pie
Smells like baked beans
Oh dear God! What is it?
What in the heck is mincemeat anyway?
Can I have some water, please?
My stomach is calling
Alka Seltzer!

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