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"Hello Sweetheart"

hello-sweetheart

I have so much to do today. I have to get the kids ready for the sitter, get the house in a presentable state, make dinner, clean the kids and living rooms, get groceries, and then lunch with the Davidson’s.


Kids are out of the door, husbands gone for work. I think it is time to get started.



List to-do

  • Get house ready for sitter
  • Clean Kitchen
  • Laundry
  • Groceries
  • Kids room
  • Living Room
  • Dinner
  • Lunch w/ Davidsons
  • Pack for weekend


How does a family of four manage to make so much dirty laundry? Only God will know. Thank the Lord for washing machines.


What runs through children's minds as they “clean up messes”? Seriously, this place is a pigstock. Toys, games, books, food even is just littered around. Their beds are not even made! That is the one thing i ask them to do and obviously they do not do it. Their father will just have to talk to them when they get home.


List to-do

  • Get house ready for sitter
  • Clean Kitchen
  • Laundry
  • Groceries
  • Kids room
  • Living Room
  • Dinner
  • Lunch w/ Davidsons
  • Pack for weekend


“So Ryan, no new news on the mass murders today. If you see someone matching the description of this person please call the-”


Enough of that. No need to hear about people doing the devil’s work.



Grocery List

  • Milk
  • Eggs
  • Flour
  • Dish Soap
  • Laundry Soap
  • Headphones
  • Canola Oil
  • Salt
  • Pepper
  • Sugar (Powdered and regular)
  • Ground Beef
  • Chicken
  • Frozen Pizza
  • Bread
  • Butter
  • Bagels
  • Lunchmeat
  • Vegetables
  • Pomegranates
  • Grapes
  • Apples
  • Gin


Why does it cost that much? Anyways, I just got to drop these all of at home than go to Lunch.


Stuff put away, time to meet with the Davidsons.


Hang on-. Did that man just-. HOLY GOD PLEASE HELP ME HE DID. HE SAW ME. GOD PLEASE HELP ME. LORD PLEASE HELP ME. GOD, LORD, SAVIOUR PLEASE HELP ME.


“Hello sweetheart. Did not expect to see you until dinner. Well, since I am here do you mind if I join you for lunch?”

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